Omg I need some serious advice!!

On 2/19/14, 6:30, Geoff Welsh wrote:
> Bill Vanek wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Feb 2014 22:42:55 +0000 (UTC), Tegger >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>> I put a screwdriver in the ignition and hit it with a hammer. wouldn't
>>>> turn over.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You've got entirely the wrong idea. You don't HIT screwdrivers, you
>>> ROTATE
>>> them.
>>>
>>> And why would you want to turn your car over, anyway? That would
>>> damage the
>>> paint.
>>
>> The most appropriate response so far...
>>
>
> my wife asked me if I wanted an apple turnover....when I said yes, she
> flipped my MacBook in the air and broke it.
>
lesson learned, don't bring laptop to bed when the wife is in horny mode

> rimshot
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