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Pat, your druel is virtually dripping on my keyboard! Will you ever meet
this dream girl?

Chris
99BBB

Chris D'Agnolo wrote:
> Pat, your druel is virtually dripping on my keyboard! Will you ever meet
> this dream girl?
>
> Chris
> 99BBB


It sure looks like I am heading far, far away. But no fear, she will follow.
I know when the bait has been taken and she will leave that muscle-bound
mate of her's and follow me across the country in her miata, finally
giving in to the true calling in her heart.....

You notice she has disappeared? Heh-heh, I tend to have that effect on
women. :-)

Pat

On Mar 20, 11:39 pm, pws > wrote:
> Carol wrote:
> > On Mar 19, 2:41 pm, pws > wrote:
> > Oh dear, Pat. I HAVE failed to mention my beloved husband of 15 years.
> > My 6'4", 250 lbs of muscle, .44 magnum concealed carry license owning
> > husband.
>
> It's a good thing I have bad luck, or there wouldn't be any at all. He
> could always use me to mop the floor, I am not entirely worthless.
>
> > Probably because when I was shopping for my second Miata
> > (which he thinks is a "cute little death trap on low profile wheels")
> > his only comment was "Get a Hummer. A BIG one."
>
> I will avoid all "hummer" jokes both out of respect for you and out of
> fear of your husband.

You know, when he said that I told him he was projecting.

>
> > He has vowed never to ride in my zoomzoom. I have vowed never to clean his bathroom. I think
> > that is a fair trade.
>
> Hmmmm, he may be big and macho, but I keep a very clean house,
> (including the bathrooms), and love to ride in da tiny car. Are you sure
> you won't reconsider?
> You have been married 15 years, I have been divorced 15 years, it sounds
> like a match made in Heaven. ;-)

Synergy CAN be very attractive. But you see, he buys me jewelry on
demand! And does the dishes! That's a doubly whammy and girl would be
nuts to turn her back on.

>
> But that IS one of my favorite songs!!
>
> It wouldn't be if you heard me sing it. Of course, I would expect the
> boom of the .44 before I got too far into it.
>
> Now I am off to hear some of my favorites, such as:
>
> ""Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?"
> "I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade"
> "I Want A Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife's Heart"
>
> You know, the classics......
>
> Pat

Ha!! My husband often wanders through the house crooning "I use to
love her but I had to kill her". Me, I've never been a Guns 'n Roses
fan.

On Mar 22, 11:04 pm, pws > wrote:
> Chris D'Agnolo wrote:
> > Pat, your druel is virtually dripping on my keyboard! Will you ever meet
> > this dream girl?
>
> > Chris
> > 99BBB
>
> It sure looks like I am heading far, far away. But no fear, she will follow.
> I know when the bait has been taken and she will leave that muscle-bound
> mate of her's and follow me across the country in her miata, finally
> giving in to the true calling in her heart.....
>
> You notice she has disappeared? Heh-heh, I tend to have that effect on
> women. :-)
>
> Pat

Hey I haven't disappeared at all. But I do have Roadrunner cable which
means that every once in a while, as a customer, I am simply SCREWED
if I want to actually use the service that sucks so much money out of
my bank account every month. My MIATA never fails me like Time Warner
does!!!

Now that you mention bait... I might follow you across the country if
you like to fish. I like to fish but I won't take the things off the
hooks once I catch them and my husband won't either (he's big, but he
has his girly side) so we get our fish at Gulf Pride Fish Market. It's
just not the same. They don't let you sit there for hours drinking
dark Mexican beer and cuss. You DO like dark Mexican beer, RIGHT?

BTW I met a friend for lunch this afternoon and when I got to the
restaurant there were two other Miatas in the parking lot. A cherry
red and an (incredibly fast, of course) white. I made three. When I
left there were five. FIVE! Obviously very brilliant people like this
restaurant.

Carol wrote:

> You know, when he said that I told him he was projecting.

Well, which was it, did he say get a hummer or give a hummer? They need
to make a car called the Clinton.
Oh crap, now I've had it.

> Synergy CAN be very attractive. But you see, he buys me jewelry on
> demand! And does the dishes! That's a doubly whammy and girl would be
> nuts to turn her back on.

Hey, I do dishes. But jewelry can be a problem, I tend to sell it rather
than buy it. I think that your husband needs to buy this elegant Esempco
gold and amethyst filigree pendant for you.

http://tinyurl.com/39lfaa

Or perhaps a silver, abalone and crushed turquoise hair clip?

http://tinyurl.com/2oxtlo

I didn't say I had high-dollar stuff, and anyone who makes fun of my 20
year old pink poodle coffee mug has to bid on it, no exceptions.

> Ha!! My husband often wanders through the house crooning "I use to
> love her but I had to kill her". Me, I've never been a Guns 'n Roses
> fan.

No, they are not my band. I prefer "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd:

"I am just a new boy,
Stranger in this town.
Where are all the good times?
Whos gonna show this stranger around?

Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl."


One girlfriend's favorite song was "I need a lover who won't drive me
crazy". I was not that lover.

Pat

Carol wrote:

> Hey I haven't disappeared at all. But I do have Roadrunner cable which
> means that every once in a while, as a customer, I am simply SCREWED
> if I want to actually use the service that sucks so much money out of
> my bank account every month. My MIATA never fails me like Time Warner
> does!!!

Roadchicken has been pretty reliable here lately. I was one of their
first thousand customers in Austin, back during my super-geeky online
gaming days.
It took about two minutes to say that's it for the 56K modem, but their
e-mail was completely useless at first.

> Now that you mention bait... I might follow you across the country if
> you like to fish. I like to fish but I won't take the things off the
> hooks once I catch them and my husband won't either (he's big, but he
> has his girly side) so we get our fish at Gulf Pride Fish Market. It's
> just not the same. They don't let you sit there for hours drinking
> dark Mexican beer and cuss. You DO like dark Mexican beer, RIGHT?

I've tried, I could grab a pole and be at the water with a 5 minute
walk, (for the last two years), but I am too impatient to fish. If they
don't bite within 2 minutes, I am checking my bait. It's hopeless.

However, I think that I had a beer back in 2003 or 2004. I seem to get
the urge to drink one about once every 5 years, but don't usually finish it.

> BTW I met a friend for lunch this afternoon and when I got to the
> restaurant there were two other Miatas in the parking lot. A cherry
> red and an (incredibly fast, of course) white. I made three. When I
> left there were five. FIVE! Obviously very brilliant people like this
> restaurant.

Is this your male friend that yells "brakes woman!"? :-)

Pat

On 22 Mar 2007 21:53:02 -0700, "Carol" > wrote:

>On Mar 20, 11:39 pm, pws > wrote:
>> Carol wrote:
>> > On Mar 19, 2:41 pm, pws > wrote:
>> > Oh dear, Pat. I HAVE failed to mention my beloved husband of 15 years.
>> > My 6'4", 250 lbs of muscle, .44 magnum concealed carry license owning
>> > husband.
>....
>Ha!! My husband often wanders through the house crooning "I use to
>love her but I had to kill her". Me, I've never been a Guns 'n Roses
>fan.

I'd be concerned about this music coming from a guy dumb enough to choose a .44
magnum as a concealed carry piece... 8 /2

-- Larry

pltrgyst wrote:

> I'd be concerned about this music coming from a guy dumb enough to choose a .44
> magnum as a concealed carry piece... 8 /2
>
> -- Larry

Heh, that's pretty good. The olive branch is extended to you as well, Larry.
Hopefully I didn't irritate you or **** you off as badly as I did Leon. :-)

Pat

On Mar 23, 1:39 am, pws > wrote:
> Carol wrote:
> > You know, when he said that I told him he was projecting.
>
> Well, which was it, did he say get a hummer or give a hummer? They need
> to make a car called the Clinton.
> Oh crap, now I've had it.

Well I was gonna say "it would have to have blue upholstery but I'm
trying to remember that this group is about MIATA

>
> > Synergy CAN be very attractive. But you see, he buys me jewelry on
> > demand! And does the dishes! That's a doubly whammy and girl would be
> > nuts to turn her back on.
>
> Hey, I do dishes. But jewelry can be a problem, I tend to sell it rather
> than buy it. I think that your husband needs to buy this elegant Esempco
> gold and amethyst filigree pendant for you.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/39lfaa
>
> Or perhaps a silver, abalone and crushed turquoise hair clip?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2oxtlo
>

I clicked both of these links then went to the "other listings" where
I saw the poodle mug. I thought "damn I think that is ultra cool"...
then I came back and read your threat. Who could dis that mug? It's
wonderful!

> I didn't say I had high-dollar stuff, and anyone who makes fun of my 20
> year old pink poodle coffee mug has to bid on it, no exceptions.
>
> > Ha!! My husband often wanders through the house crooning "I use to
> > love her but I had to kill her". Me, I've never been a Guns 'n Roses
> > fan.
>
> No, they are not my band. I prefer "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd:
>
> "I am just a new boy,
> Stranger in this town.
> Where are all the good times?
> Whos gonna show this stranger around?
>
> Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
> Ooooo I need a dirty girl."
>
> One girlfriend's favorite song was "I need a lover who won't drive me
> crazy". I was not that lover.
>
> Pat

On Mar 23, 2:12 am, pws > wrote:
>
> Is this your male friend that yells "brakes woman!"? :-)
>
> Pat

Ha! No - no. It was my wonderful friend/boss who none the less also
thinks Miata drivers are a little crazy. That could be because of the
little incident that put me on a Life Flight chopper and killed my
first Miata a couple of years ago. But what does SHE know? She drives
an Expedition! I tell her we should carpool. We'll get a ramp and I
can drive my zoomzoom into the back of her behemoth and that will save
me a lot of gas.