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Old August 4th 10, 05:21 PM posted to rec.autos.driving
necromancer[_7_]
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Default A man walks into a bar...

....and proclaims, "All left Lane Bandits are ASSHOLES!" to thunderous
applause.

Another man at the back of the bar yells, "Hey, I resent that!

First man, "Why? Are you a Left Lane Bandit?"

"NO! I'm an asshole!"

--

Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are MURDERERS (a.k.a. SFB) admits to being
a deadly speeder, psychopath and criminal coddler:

"> Have you ever driven a car faster than the legal speed limit?

Yes, but never deliberately. In fact i got a speeding ticket about 5
years ago for doing 41 in a 25. I just about kicked the cops teeth in
cause i was sure he was lying. No way the SL on this wide open
stretch could be 25, i thought."

Pride of America (c.k.a. Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend/
laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE/Speeders And Drunk Drivers
Are Murderers (SADDAM)), 10/3/2002
Message-ID: >
http://tinyurl.com/5u4wg

Proof that POA is LBMHB/lbVH/SADDAM:
See the following: http://tinyurl.com/ahphj
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Old August 4th 10, 07:13 PM posted to rec.autos.driving
Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are Murderers
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Default A man walks into a bar...

On Aug 4, 10:21*am, necromancer
<Zidane's_Last_Red_Card@worldofnecromancer_no_spam _no_way.org> wrote:
> ...and proclaims, "All left Lane Bandits are ASSHOLES!" to thunderous
> applause.
>
> Another man at the back of the bar yells, "Hey, I resent that!
>
> First man, "Why? Are you a Left Lane Bandit?"
>
> "NO! I'm an asshole!"
>
> --


Left lane blockers stop the deadly speeders and you oppose that1111.
More proof that you are a hatefilled, miserable, child-molesting
terrorist.

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Old August 5th 10, 06:08 AM posted to rec.autos.driving
necromancer - ECHM[_5_]
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Default A man walks into a bar...

SFB spewed:

>On Aug 4, 10:21*am, necromancer
><Zidane's_Last_Red_Card@worldofnecromancer_no_spa m_no_way.org> wrote:
>> ...and proclaims, "All left Lane Bandits are ASSHOLES!" to thunderous
>> applause.
>>
>> Another man at the back of the bar yells, "Hey, I resent that!
>>
>> First man, "Why? Are you a Left Lane Bandit?"
>>
>> "NO! I'm an asshole!"
>>
>> --

>
>Left lane blockers stop the deadly speeders and you oppose that1111.
>More proof that you are a hatefilled, miserable, child-molesting
>terrorist.


LOL!! Looks like I drove a septic ballistic....

Haw!! HaW!!! HAW!!!!

--
"Oh yeah. Well i've gone 3 1/2 years without a fatal crash
so i must be doing something right."

--Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend/laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE/
Speeders And Drunk Drivers Are Murderers (SADDAM), 9/24/2006

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