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  #41  
Old December 23rd 04, 02:49 PM
Asgeir Nesoen
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So?

Pez wrote:
> But in todays world licensing is handled centrally to ease the process of
> incorporating series sponsors into series merchandise?
>
> Gone are the days when everything that was trademark had to be acquired
> seperately. Now its in the NASCAR contract.
>
> pez
>

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  #42  
Old December 24th 04, 12:27 AM
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Asgeir Nesoen" >
Newsgroups: rec.autos.simulators
Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2004 8:21 AM
Subject: EA strikes again

> I don't mind about people believing in gods as long as it helps them to
> lead better lives.


Define "better"

This particular Gods fearing muppet claims he would kill his offspring if
they turned out homosexual.

Nice.

What's considered "better" isn't necessarily unanimous.

Fortunately, it's unlikely someone as completely nutsoid as this dude will
ever get the chance to mate, let alone procreate.

Which *is* nice


  #43  
Old December 25th 04, 03:45 PM
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"Byron Forbes" > wrote in message
...

>> > LOL. You really are confused on the whole beleif Vs knowledge
>> > thing,
>> > aren't you.

>>
>> You apparently are...
>>

>
> No, you either know or you dont - or you're an idiot that beleives.


Do you believe in your Gods?

> I'd say you're probably a good example of the gods being able to keep
> someone stupid even when someone like me points out how stupid you are.
> Credit to the gods.


D'oh.

> The fool who doesn't even know the difference between knowledge and
> belief calls others delusional? LOL.



Again, do you believe in your Gods?

Obviously I'm confused. I thought .com.AU was AUssie. I guess it's
actually "Alternate Universe"

C'mon - gimme more info. You never did tell me how you came to know about
these Gods of yours. You avoided the answer with some claptrap, but me
being stupid, I need you to keep it simple. Were you visited? Do you have
any photos of yourself down the pub* with some god mates of yours?

*pub - public house - a place where humans socialise with one another.


  #44  
Old December 25th 04, 03:54 PM
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"Byron Forbes" > wrote in message
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>


>> This particular Gods fearing muppet claims he would kill his offspring if
>> they turned out homosexual.
>>

> Look at the bull**** this idiot can convince itself of! Gods fearing
> muppet? WTF are you on about dickhead?


What, are you schitzo now? You or your alterate personality claims to know
of gods and how they're gonna **** us over big time. And you *did* say you
would kill homosexual offspring.

> As for the rest, I'd rather be dead than a homo so I'd be doing an
> offspring a favour. Mute point though, since the manipulations of the gods
> aside, no son of mine would turn out that way in a pink fit!


Pray tell oh great one - what's a mute point? And I see those gods are
talking to you again...

> Not in this life. I'm too well mannered to invite anyone to this
> ******** of a planet.


Well thank **** for that!!

> One can only guess that you must be a poofta yourself - you really are
> very fond of them aren't you? You seem to defend them like a husband would
> defend a good wife!


Although I'm not, I could pretend to be if it would make you feel more
comfortable

Or do gays scare you? I guess that must be it. You're terrified of them
(us?) aren't you? That's why you'd see gays killed. Do they hold the key
to the destruction of your gods?


  #45  
Old December 25th 04, 11:14 PM
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large carrots

This is a simple classic stew that makes natural gravy,
thus it does not have to be thickened.
Brown the meat quickly in very hot oil, remove and set aside.
Brown the onions, celery, pepper and garlic.
De-glaze with wine, return meat to the pan and season well.
Stew on low fire adding small amounts of water and
seasoning as necessary.
After at least half an hour, add the carrots and potatoes,
and simmer till root vegetables break with a fork.
Cook a fresh pot of long grained white rice.



Pre-mie Pot Pie

When working with prematurely delivered newborns (or chicken) use sherry;
red wine with beef (buy steak or roast, do not pre-boil).

Pie crust (see index)
Whole fresh pre-mie; eviscerated, head, hands and feet removed
Onions, bell pepper, celery
½ cup wine
Root vegetables of choice (turnips, carrots, potatoes, etc) cubed

Make a crust from scratch - or go shamefully to the frozen food section
of your favorite grocery and select 2 high quality pie crusts (you
will need one for the top also).
Boil the prepared delicacy until the meat starts to come off the bones.
Remove, de-bone and cube; continue to reduce the broth.
Brown the onions, peppers and celery.
Add the meat then season, continue browning.
De-glaze with sherry, add the reduced broth.
Finally, put in the root vegetables and simmer for 15 minutes.
Allow to cool slightly.
Place the pie pan in 375 degree oven for a few minutes so bottom crust is not soggy,
reduce oven to 325.
Fill the pie with stew, place top crust and with a fork, seal the crusts together
then poke holes in top.
Return to oven and bake for 30 minutes, or until pie crust is golden brown.



Sudden Infant Death Soup

SIDS: delicious in winter, comparable to old fashioned Beef and Vegetable Soup.
Its free, you can sell the crib, baby clo


  #46  
Old December 25th 04, 11:57 PM
Byron Forbes
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pepper
oregano
garlic powder
chopped parsley
Flour
eggwash (eggs and milk)
Peanut oil for frying.

Pound the cutlets.
Dredge in flour, eggs, then the bread crumb mixture.
Fry till golden brown in 350° peanut oil.
In a baking pan, place a layer of gravy,
then one of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Another layer each of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Then bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
Serve on hot pasta with romano cheese.



Southern Fried Small-fry

Tastes like fried chicken, which works just as well.
In fact you may want to practice cutting up whole chickens
for frying before you go for the real thing.
Whole chicken is much more efficient and inexpensive than buying pieces.

1 tiny human, cut into pieces
2 cups flour
Onion, garlic
Salt
pepper
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
hot sauce, etc.
Oil for frying

Mix milk, eggs, hot sauce in a bowl, add chopped onion and garlic.
Season the meat liberally, and marinate for several hours.
Place seasoned flour in a paper or plastic shopping bag,
drop pieces in a few a time, shake to coat thoroughly,
then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it?


  #47  
Old December 26th 04, 01:29 AM
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Season generously, rubbing the mixture into the baby?s flesh.
Place 1 quart water in a baking pan, the meat on a wire rack.
Bake uncovered in 250° oven for 1½ hours.
When browned, remove and glaze,
return to oven and bake 20 minutes more to form a glaze.
Cut ribs into individual pieces and serve with extra sauce.



Fresh Sausage

If it becomes necessary to hide the fact that you are eating
human babies, this is the perfect solution.
But if you are still paranoid, you can substitute pork butt.

5 lb. lean chuck roast
3 lb. prime baby butt
2 tablespoons each:
salt
black, white and cayenne peppers
celery salt
garlic powder
parsley flakes
brown sugar
1 teaspoon sage
2 onions
6 cloves garlic
bunch green onions, chopped

Cut the children?s butts and the beef roast into pieces
that will fit in the grinder.
Run the meat through using a 3/16 grinding plate.
Add garlic, onions and seasoning then mix well.
Add just enough water for a smooth consistency, then mix again.
Form the sausage mixture into patties or stuff into natural casings.



Stillborn Stew

By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).

1 stillbirth,


  #48  
Old December 29th 04, 09:56 AM
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"Mark Davison" > wrote in message
...
>
> Again, do you believe in your Gods?
>


I don't believe - period!

> Obviously I'm confused. I thought .com.AU was AUssie. I guess it's
> actually "Alternate Universe"
>
> C'mon - gimme more info. You never did tell me how you came to know about
> these Gods of yours. You avoided the answer with some claptrap, but me
> being stupid, I need you to keep it simple. Were you visited? Do you

have
> any photos of yourself down the pub* with some god mates of yours?
>
> *pub - public house - a place where humans socialise with one another.
>
>


Been ejected out of this body by the gods and suspended in mid air - had
a conversation with the Irish ****wit whilst something like a king took
possession of this flesh to say to a few bitches what it couldn't say thru
me. Also, had the gods come up to me acting thru humans I never knew and
speek to me about thoughts I had shared with no one.

Pointless to share this with the likes of you of course. If they can
convince you to believe it is a fact (LOL - I get a kick out of that) that
death = ceasure to be, then it will be equally as easy for them to make you
dismiss these words as the ravings of a lunatic. I'm betting you'll be one
of the hoards that become aware of the gods when it's all too late for you!



  #49  
Old December 29th 04, 10:05 AM
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"Mark Davison" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Byron Forbes" > wrote in message
>

...
> >

>
> >> This particular Gods fearing muppet claims he would kill his offspring

if
> >> they turned out homosexual.
> >>

> > Look at the bull**** this idiot can convince itself of! Gods fearing
> > muppet? WTF are you on about dickhead?

>
> What, are you schitzo now? You or your alterate personality claims to

know
> of gods and how they're gonna **** us over big time. And you *did* say

you
> would kill homosexual offspring.
>


As is typical for you, you make it up as you go. Where's the "fearing"
part come into it dickhead? True to form, you jump to the idiotic conclusion
that I'm some sort of god fearing christian.

> > As for the rest, I'd rather be dead than a homo so I'd be doing an
> > offspring a favour. Mute point though, since the manipulations of the

gods
> > aside, no son of mine would turn out that way in a pink fit!

>
> Pray tell oh great one - what's a mute point? And I see those gods are
> talking to you again...
>


LOL - no ****ing idea - as usual.


> > Not in this life. I'm too well mannered to invite anyone to this
> > ******** of a planet.

>
> Well thank **** for that!!
>
> > One can only guess that you must be a poofta yourself - you really

are
> > very fond of them aren't you? You seem to defend them like a husband

would
> > defend a good wife!

>
> Although I'm not, I could pretend to be if it would make you feel more
> comfortable
>
> Or do gays scare you? I guess that must be it. You're terrified of them
> (us?) aren't you? That's why you'd see gays killed. Do they hold the key
> to the destruction of your gods?
>


So you like having gays around? Maybe you want to stack the odds in
favour of getting yourself and sons drilled?

Btw, where do pooftas come from? Is it genetic or are they all the
victims of paedophiles (pooftas) as children? I'll bet grampa can't wait to
do a little babysitting of his beautiful young grandson/s!


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Old December 29th 04, 02:47 PM
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> I don't believe - period!

So it's all black or white? Fact or fiction?

You're right and everyone else is delusional?

Explains a lot.

>> Obviously I'm confused. I thought .com.AU was AUssie. I guess it's
>> actually "Alternate Universe"
>>
>> C'mon - gimme more info. You never did tell me how you came to know
>> about
>> these Gods of yours. You avoided the answer with some claptrap, but me
>> being stupid, I need you to keep it simple. Were you visited? Do you

> have
>> any photos of yourself down the pub* with some god mates of yours?
>>
>> *pub - public house - a place where humans socialise with one another.
>>
>>

>
> Been ejected out of this body by the gods and suspended in mid air -
> had
> a conversation with the Irish ****wit whilst something like a king took
> possession of this flesh to say to a few bitches what it couldn't say thru
> me. Also, had the gods come up to me acting thru humans I never knew and
> speek to me about thoughts I had shared with no one.


So you had a bad trip or someone spiked your drink and you convinced
yourself that some nonsense was fact. You're the quiet boy who keeps
himself to himself and will end up on a pointless killing spree before
blowing his own brains out. In the name of the gods.

> Pointless to share this with the likes of you of course. If they can
> convince you to believe it is a fact (LOL - I get a kick out of that) that
> death = ceasure to be, then it will be equally as easy for them to make
> you
> dismiss these words as the ravings of a lunatic. I'm betting you'll be one
> of the hoards that become aware of the gods when it's all too late for
> you!
>


Who's "they" again?

Your gods do not exist despite what you *think* you know to be fact. I will
live my life as I see fit with family and friends and I will enjoy it

TTFN


 




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