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"Robert Briggs" > wrote in message ... > Brent P wrote: >> jaybird wrote: >> >> > I'm surprised you didn't cause a wreck. There's no law saying >> > that you can't pass a state trooper. >> >> Some troopers are just like Carl Taylor and Judy. They are offended >> if anyone passes them. I'm sure that they're only offended if you're above the speed limit in the process... -- --- jaybird --- I am not the cause of your problems. My actions are the result of your actions. Your life is not my fault. |
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RD wrote: <Snipping long pathetic tale of woe> Sounds to me like you were DWS (Driving While Stupid). You had no real concept of what was going on around you. Probably didn't belong in the left lane at any rate. Had you been as smart as you were paranoid, you would have stayed in the right lane as the trooper went trolling on down the road. Had you been as smart as you were paranoid, you would not have gone ahead and overtaken the 18-wheeler (Hey, Jaybird will back me up on this; if you can't get *behind* the guy and he's oblivious to your *hand* signals, how can you pull him over?) and ineptly tried to duck in behind the trooper. Had you been as smart as you were *stupid*, you would have dropped a few more mph and slotted in *behind* the semi. Pay the ticket. It's not for speeding; it's the price of stupidity, but they're not allowed to write you up for that alone. -- C.R. Krieger (Knows better than that) |
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RD wrote: <Snipping long pathetic tale of woe> Sounds to me like you were DWS (Driving While Stupid). You had no real concept of what was going on around you. Probably didn't belong in the left lane at any rate. Had you been as smart as you were paranoid, you would have stayed in the right lane as the trooper went trolling on down the road. Had you been as smart as you were paranoid, you would not have gone ahead and overtaken the 18-wheeler (Hey, Jaybird will back me up on this; if you can't get *behind* the guy and he's oblivious to your *hand* signals, how can you pull him over?) and ineptly tried to duck in behind the trooper. Had you been as smart as you were *stupid*, you would have dropped a few more mph and slotted in *behind* the semi. Pay the ticket. It's not for speeding; it's the price of stupidity, but they're not allowed to write you up for that alone. -- C.R. Krieger (Knows better than that) |
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