"Down On The Border"

Yes, it's almost a faded memory, why feed it? Well, I hate waste, for
one thing.....

We know that our resident delusional Narcissist is so vain that he
probably will think this song is about him, which, of course, it's not.

This came from an old 78 RPM record with a most unusual label (attached
below). And thanks to T*P*L (The Phantom Lyricist) for bringing it to my
attention.


"Down On The Border"
[RedRim Records #3706]
Written by: John Fagerty

Down On The Border
by
Cretin's Cornhole Revitalization


[simple guitar intro]

Later in the evening, well past suppertime,
Down along the border they're starting to unbind.
Gonna have a party, gonna get their guns,
Gonna start things cookin' soon,
With weiners and with buns.

Down on the border, out in their Jeeps,
Billy and the Porkboys are playin',
Bring binoculars, be discreet!

Now, you don't have to be one,
Just to, um, hang around,
But if you want to join their fun,
You'll have to pass your sphincter 'round.

Down on the border, out in their Jeeps,
Billy and the Porkboys are playin'
Bring a camera, the laughs are cheap!

Bob's old van is rockin',
Swaying fro and to,
Billy does his Mick Jagger dance,
And then chows down on Stu.

Down on the border, out in their Jeeps,
Billy's bunch of manly men,
Playin' hide-'n-seek.

They put up a fence there,
At night when none could see.
They drilled it full of waist-high holes,
And labelled them "Old Glory."

So, if you're near the border,
Stop by and have a peek.
Turn on all the floodlights,
And watch 'em run and freak!




--
"And Jeep guys are frequently,
secretly fond of each other.
Don't mess with the lady
that's sleeping in each Jeeper's head."

-- Handsome Ned (variation)

http://www.texasborderwatch.com/
http://www.newschannel5.tv/2006/11/2...-Across-Border
http://www.MinutemanCorpsCA.com/
https://secure.responseenterprises.com/mmfence/?a=571
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

Square Wheels wrote:
><snip jealous whining by cowards>

Hello Everyone,

*

You have no doubt heard of the illegal work encampment in Mcgonigle
Canyon in San Diego. Hundreds of illegals camping
out for years in a canyon about ¼ mile from a suburban neighborhood.
Local authorities do nothing while open campfires
burn inches from dry brush. Drugs, prostitution and thefts from local
homes are prevalent. This has been documented
extensively on the Rick Roberts show 760KFMB and was once again
highlighted by an NBC739 report.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/video/10289601/index.html

*

This Saturday at 2pm there will be a protest ?Camp In? at the same site
and hundreds of people are expected to attend.
Take Hwy 56 to Camino Del Sur. Go south to Torrey Santa Fe Rd and turn
right. Go to the end.

*

Though our primary focus is to secure the southern border here in CA,
the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps of CA supports
this effort and members are encouraged to attend. Other Minuteman groups
will be there including Jeff Schwilks San Diego
Minutemen and the Minuteman Project. For more information on this
protest we suggest you go to
http://www.760kfmb.com/rick_blog/

*

Semper Vigilans (always vigilant),

*

Carl Braun

California State Leader

Minuteman Civil Defense Corps of CA

11956 Bernardo Plaza Drive #427

San Diego, CA 92128

619-567-4110

www.MinutemanCorpsCA.com

www.MinutemanHQ.com

*

*


"We are Minutemen. Like the*Patriots*that stood before us at Lexington
and Concord, ours is a struggle for the
heart and soul of this great Republic. This is the playing field of
Franklin, Adams and Jefferson.

It is not a burden...but a privilege."

*

Not the group for political views/messages Bill.
This is a group for cars.....hence the name alt.binaries.pictures.autos
Get the picture?
pun intended.
I see no picture of a car in this post.

--
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art tasty and good with ketchup

"L.W.(Bill) Hughes III" > wrote in message ...
> Hello Everyone,
>
>
>
> You have no doubt heard of the illegal work encampment in Mcgonigle
> Canyon in San Diego. Hundreds of illegals camping
> out for years in a canyon about ¼ mile from a suburban neighborhood.
> Local authorities do nothing while open campfires
> burn inches from dry brush. Drugs, prostitution and thefts from local
> homes are prevalent. This has been documented
> extensively on the Rick Roberts show 760KFMB and was once again
> highlighted by an NBC739 report.
>
> http://www.nbcsandiego.com/video/10289601/index.html
>
>
>
> This Saturday at 2pm there will be a protest ?Camp In? at the same site
> and hundreds of people are expected to attend.
> Take Hwy 56 to Camino Del Sur. Go south to Torrey Santa Fe Rd and turn
> right. Go to the end.
>
>
>
> Though our primary focus is to secure the southern border here in CA,
> the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps of CA supports
> this effort and members are encouraged to attend. Other Minuteman groups
> will be there including Jeff Schwilks San Diego
> Minutemen and the Minuteman Project. For more information on this
> protest we suggest you go to
> http://www.760kfmb.com/rick_blog/
>
>
>
> Semper Vigilans (always vigilant),
>
>
>
> Carl Braun
>
> California State Leader
>
> Minuteman Civil Defense Corps of CA
>
> 11956 Bernardo Plaza Drive #427
>
> San Diego, CA 92128
>
> 619-567-4110
>
> www.MinutemanCorpsCA.com
>
> www.MinutemanHQ.com
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "We are Minutemen. Like the Patriots that stood before us at Lexington
> and Concord, ours is a struggle for the
> heart and soul of this great Republic. This is the playing field of
> Franklin, Adams and Jefferson.
>
> It is not a burden...but a privilege."
>
>

Why didn't you remind your coward buddy that started this
thread???????
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

"Mike G." wrote:
>
> Not the group for political views/messages Bill.
> This is a group for cars.....hence the name alt.binaries.pictures.autos
> Get the picture?
> pun intended.
> I see no picture of a car in this post.

On Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:42:08 -0800, "L.W.(Bill) Hughes III"
> Amazingly Replied without Prejudice below:

You can't tell who he's talking about, everyone is a coward except him.
But he is a LIAR, and all the rest of the bull**** he Cuts & Pastes cause
he's not smart enough to answer.
Hell, I'm still waiting for all those Harley's that will make me rant,
lying asshole, back in fantasy land again, or it on your wish list?
Why don't you ride your Custom Harley Chopper down on the border
so all your mini maid sweeties can praise you and pump up your EGO.



:> Why didn't you remind your coward buddy that started this
:>thread???????

:>
:>"Mike G." wrote:
:>>
:>> Not the group for political views/messages Bill.
:>> This is a group for cars.....hence the name alt.binaries.pictures.autos
:>> Get the picture?
:>> pun intended.
:>> I see no picture of a car in this post.

Anyone that's not responsible enough to use their God given name
and a real address is a coward by definition.
You don't even own a car let alone a Harley!
There you go again, the jealous, really jealous and senile little
coward from Navarre, Florida, who's only way to get attention is to make
a fool of it's self. With this goat obsession/fetish you have. Like when
the other kids laughed at it's attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote. Like a little rat dog barking me too, me
too. And as usually afraid to use your name, address, or even sign your
statement as any man would.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

"24Bit®" wrote:
>
> You can't tell who he's talking about, everyone is a coward except him.
> But he is a LIAR, and all the rest of the bull**** he Cuts & Pastes cause
> he's not smart enough to answer.
> Hell, I'm still waiting for all those Harley's that will make me rant,
> lying asshole, back in fantasy land again, or it on your wish list?
> Why don't you ride your Custom Harley Chopper down on the border
> so all your mini maid sweeties can praise you and pump up your EGO.

On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:27:28 -0800, "L.W.(Bill) Hughes III"
> Amazingly Replied without Prejudice below:

There's more proof that you're FOS and a LIAR, you think you know it all,
but you're as stupid as the day is long.
I know why you don't reply, and it's not because weather I sign my name or
not, it's just because you CAN'T answer what is put on you.
Your Jeep buddies don't sign there real name, why not start **** in that
group?
What I have or don't have shouldn't concern you, you made the boost that
you had Harley Choppers that would cause me to rave, well where the Hell
are they LIAR. Seems Jonno was right you didn't own any, and it was just
your ass blowing smoke.
Now I want to see all the Harley's you have had, or get your lying ass out
of this group, because your contributions here are next to none!



:> Anyone that's not responsible enough to use their God given name
:>and a real address is a coward by definition.
:> You don't even own a car let alone a Harley!

:>>
:>> You can't tell who he's talking about, everyone is a coward except him.
:>> But he is a LIAR, and all the rest of the bull**** he Cuts & Pastes cause
:>> he's not smart enough to answer.
:>> Hell, I'm still waiting for all those Harley's that will make me rant,
:>> lying asshole, back in fantasy land again, or it on your wish list?
:>> Why don't you ride your Custom Harley Chopper down on the border
:>> so all your mini maid sweeties can praise you and pump up your EGO.

There you go again, the jealous, really jealous and senile little
coward from Navarre, Florida, who's only way to get attention is to make
a fool of it's self. With this goat obsession/fetish you have. Like when
the other kids laughed at it's attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote. Like a little rat dog barking me too, me
too. And as usually afraid to use your name, address, or even sign your
statement as any man would.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

"24Bit®" wrote:
><snip jealous senile babbling>

On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 23:44:44 -0800, "L.W.(Bill) Hughes III"
> Amazingly Replied without Prejudice below:

Think I'll just go over to your Jeep guys and post some of the **** you
post here, we'll see what they think of your dumb ass then.


:> There you go again, the jealous, really jealous and senile little
:>coward from Navarre, Florida, who's only way to get attention is to make
:>a fool of it's self. With this goat obsession/fetish you have. Like when
:>the other kids laughed at it's attempt to use foul language in
:>elementary school play grounds, but just gibberish. Too senile to
:>remember what he last wrote. Like a little rat dog barking me too, me
:>too. And as usually afraid to use your name, address, or even sign your
:>statement as any man would.

:>"24Bit®" wrote:
:>><snip jealous senile babbling>