Engine clicking noise - Wrangler 2005

Yes, we are 2 countries separated by a common language.


"Dave Milne" > wrote in message
. uk...
> aha, we call those all "torch", but the second one "welding torch".
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
> ...
>> A flashlight is one of those things you put batteries in and push a
>> button
>> to make light come out.
>>
>> A torch can be a soldering/welding tool that burns propane, acetylene,
> etc.
>> or it can be a stick wrapped with rags on one end that is soaked in tar
>> or
>> pitch, etc and set alight. It is then carried upright for allumination
>> (villagers chasing Frankenstein)
>>
>> I was referring to the burning stick being used instead of a flashlight
>> (torch).
>>
>>
>> "Dave Milne" > wrote in message
>> . uk...
>> > Given I'm in one of those parts of the world that only has torches,
> what's
>> > a
>> > flashlight then ? I thought it was just US for torch.
>> >
>> > --
>> > Dave Milne, Scotland
>> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> > "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> >> ture, and in some parts of the world, you use a flashlight to see the
>> >> bolt
>> >> that you are going to cut of with a torch. I was joking around, wasnt
>> > sure
>> >> if OP was familiar with torch being also a flashlight
>> >>
>> >> Patrick
>> >> Ô¿Ô
>> >>
>> >> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
>> >> ...
>> >> > In some parts of the world you use a torch in place of a flashlight.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > "jaco" > wrote in message
>> >> > ...
>> >> >> in some parts of the world a 'torch' is the same as a 'flashlight'
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
>> >> >> ...
>> >> >>> Instead of a torch, he might need to use a flashlight. :-)
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Patrick
>> >> >>> Ô¿Ô
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "popeyeball" > wrote in message
>> >> >>> oups.com...
>> >> >>>> H,
>> >> >>>> Go to a big parking lot late at night when it's empty. Bring
>> >> >>>> someone
>> >> >>>> to drive for you. Get yourself under the hood with a torch and
> look
>> >> >>>> for the clicking sound
>> >> >>>> OR
>> >> >>>> take it to the dealer for warranty work.
>> >> >>>> I'd choose the second personally.
>> >> >>>> Steve
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>

just to set things straight on the language I speak. I speak American, not
English. People from England speak English, people from America speak
American. American is a varient of English

Patrick
Ô¿Ô

"Billy Ray" > wrote in message
...
> Yes, we are 2 countries separated by a common language.
>
>
> "Dave Milne" > wrote in message
> . uk...
>> aha, we call those all "torch", but the second one "welding torch".
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> A flashlight is one of those things you put batteries in and push a
>>> button
>>> to make light come out.
>>>
>>> A torch can be a soldering/welding tool that burns propane, acetylene,
>> etc.
>>> or it can be a stick wrapped with rags on one end that is soaked in tar
>>> or
>>> pitch, etc and set alight. It is then carried upright for allumination
>>> (villagers chasing Frankenstein)
>>>
>>> I was referring to the burning stick being used instead of a flashlight
>>> (torch).
>>>
>>>
>>> "Dave Milne" > wrote in message
>>> . uk...
>>> > Given I'm in one of those parts of the world that only has torches,
>> what's
>>> > a
>>> > flashlight then ? I thought it was just US for torch.
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Dave Milne, Scotland
>>> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>> > "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
>>> > ...
>>> >> ture, and in some parts of the world, you use a flashlight to see the
>>> >> bolt
>>> >> that you are going to cut of with a torch. I was joking around,
>>> >> wasnt
>>> > sure
>>> >> if OP was familiar with torch being also a flashlight
>>> >>
>>> >> Patrick
>>> >> Ô¿Ô
>>> >>
>>> >> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
>>> >> ...
>>> >> > In some parts of the world you use a torch in place of a
>>> >> > flashlight.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> > "jaco" > wrote in message
>>> >> > ...
>>> >> >> in some parts of the world a 'torch' is the same as a 'flashlight'
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
>>> >> >> ...
>>> >> >>> Instead of a torch, he might need to use a flashlight. :-)
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> Patrick
>>> >> >>> Ô¿Ô
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> "popeyeball" > wrote in message
>>> >> >>> oups.com...
>>> >> >>>> H,
>>> >> >>>> Go to a big parking lot late at night when it's empty. Bring
>>> >> >>>> someone
>>> >> >>>> to drive for you. Get yourself under the hood with a torch and
>> look
>>> >> >>>> for the clicking sound
>>> >> >>>> OR
>>> >> >>>> take it to the dealer for warranty work.
>>> >> >>>> I'd choose the second personally.
>>> >> >>>> Steve
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
...
> just to set things straight on the language I speak. I speak American,
not
> English. People from England speak English, people from America speak
> American. American is a varient of English
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
>
> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Yes, we are 2 countries separated by a common language.
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" > wrote in message
> > . uk...
> >> aha, we call those all "torch", but the second one "welding torch".
> >>
> >> Dave Milne, Scotland
> >> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> >>
> >> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> A flashlight is one of those things you put batteries in and push a
> >>> button
> >>> to make light come out.
> >>>
> >>> A torch can be a soldering/welding tool that burns propane, acetylene,
> >> etc.
> >>> or it can be a stick wrapped with rags on one end that is soaked in
tar
> >>> or
> >>> pitch, etc and set alight. It is then carried upright for
allumination
> >>> (villagers chasing Frankenstein)
> >>>
> >>> I was referring to the burning stick being used instead of a
flashlight
> >>> (torch).
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> "Dave Milne" > wrote in message
> >>> . uk...
> >>> > Given I'm in one of those parts of the world that only has torches,
> >> what's
> >>> > a
> >>> > flashlight then ? I thought it was just US for torch.
> >>> >
> >>> > --
> >>> > Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>> > '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> >>> > "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in message
> >>> > ...
> >>> >> ture, and in some parts of the world, you use a flashlight to see
the
> >>> >> bolt
> >>> >> that you are going to cut of with a torch. I was joking around,
> >>> >> wasnt
> >>> > sure
> >>> >> if OP was familiar with torch being also a flashlight
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Patrick
> >>> >> Ô¿Ô
> >>> >>
> >>> >> "Billy Ray" > wrote in message
> >>> >> ...
> >>> >> > In some parts of the world you use a torch in place of a
> >>> >> > flashlight.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > "jaco" > wrote in message
> >>> >> > ...
> >>> >> >> in some parts of the world a 'torch' is the same as a
'flashlight'
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> "Patrick Ô¿Ô" > wrote in
message
> >>> >> >> ...
> >>> >> >>> Instead of a torch, he might need to use a flashlight. :-)
> >>> >> >>>
> >>> >> >>> Patrick
> >>> >> >>> Ô¿Ô
> >>> >> >>>
> >>> >> >>> "popeyeball" > wrote in message
> >>> >> >>> oups.com...
> >>> >> >>>> H,
> >>> >> >>>> Go to a big parking lot late at night when it's empty. Bring
> >>> >> >>>> someone
> >>> >> >>>> to drive for you. Get yourself under the hood with a torch
and
> >> look
> >>> >> >>>> for the clicking sound
> >>> >> >>>> OR
> >>> >> >>>> take it to the dealer for warranty work.
> >>> >> >>>> I'd choose the second personally.
> >>> >> >>>> Steve
> >>> >> >>>>
> >>> >> >>>
> >>> >> >>>
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
here are some
samples of "Y'allbonics."

If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.


HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.

HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."

RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck
my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."

ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TI
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed must be from some farn country."

DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

A
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe
give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence.

Dave Milne wrote:
>
> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
those words every day.

Patrick
Ô¿Ô


"L.W. ("ßill") Hughes III" > wrote in message
...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TI
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> A
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

It's not nearly as bad as it was fifties years ago, though, before
television kind of melted us together.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

"Patrick Ô¿Ô" wrote:
>
> Don't forget that when we go to LA to go to the beach, we are talking about
> Lower Alabama, not Los Angeles. btw I am from N. GA. and I hear most of
> those words every day.
>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô

1) He's crazier than a road-runnin' lizard.
2) He doesn't have enough sense to pour **** out of a boot.
3) He'd gripe with a ham under each arm. (That’s one of my grandmother's
favorites for someone who was never satisfied.)
4) I’m hungrier than a bitch hounddog suckin' pups.
5) She's uglier than a mud fence.
6) It'd be a dark night at the well before she'd get a drink. (In other
words, she's so ugly she'd only get her water from the well at night to
avoid being seen.)
7) I'm hotter than a popcorn fart.
8) I'm sweatin' like a whore in church on Sunday.
9) I'm too pooped to pop. (very tired)
10) I'm a stuck duck in a dry pond. (meaning a very difficult situation to
get out of)
11) It's so noisy in here, I can't hear myself think.
12) It's about as useless as a sore thumb.
13) It's colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho.
14) "If y'all don't quit that fightin', I'm gonna whip you so hard you won't
be able to sit down for a week." (This was one of my mother's favorites when
my sister and I were kids)
15) I'm worn to a frazzle. (very tired)
16) It came a real gully-washer last night. (lots of rain)
17) Whew, I'm hot as a bear!
18) There were so many people, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
19) She’s pretty as a speckled pup.
20) He’s drunker than Old Cooter Brown.
21) He came in 3 sheets in the wind. (to describe someone drunk)
22) Why are you smilin' like a goat in a briarpatch? (Our high school coach
liked to use this one when one of us was up to something we shouldn't be and
were trying to hide it.)
23) He's tighter than a fiddle string. (very conservative with money)
24) My wife uses this one occasionally. I say, "I would really like to have
that" -- to which she responds, "I'm sure a man in hell would like a drink
of water too." In other words, I ain't a gettin' it.
25) He doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground.
26) My mom used to say when it rains and the sun is shining that the devil
is whippin' his wife.
27) Concerning thunder she would say, "It's thundering in the thicket by
blue goose the moose."
28) And from my mother when we were getting smart with her: "You’re gettin'
just a little bit too big for your britches -- I may have to take you down a
notch or two."
29) When you ask my grandmother to go anywhere of any distance, she would
respond with "Oh, it's too far and snakey."
30) Don't just sit there like a frog on a log.
31) I'm so thirsty I could drink the well dry. (My grandmother used this one
a lot.)
32) My granddad would describe someone in a bad mood as "being out of
snuff."
33) My granddad would also refer to toys as "pretties." For example, "You'd
better pick up your pretties, son." (That's pronounced "purties.")


"L.W. ("ßill") Hughes III" > wrote in message
...
> The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> federal dollars to teach
> "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> here are some
> samples of "Y'allbonics."
>
> If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> explanation.
>
>
> HEIDI:
> (noun)
> Greeting.
>
> HIRE YEW:
> (complete sentence)
> Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
>
> BARD:
> (verb)
> Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> JAWJUH:
> (noun)
> The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
>
> BAMMER:
> (noun)
> The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> left $20,000,000 in improvements."
>
> MUNTS:
> (noun)
> A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
>
> THANK:
> (verb)
> Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
>
> RANCH:
> (noun)
> A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> the back of that pickup truck
> my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> few munts ago."
>
> ALL:
> (noun)
> A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> FAR:
> (noun)
> A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> TAR:
> (noun)
> A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
>
> TI
> (noun)
> A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
>
> RETARD:
> (verb)
> To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> FARN:
> (adjective)
> Not domestic.
> Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> sed must be from some farn country."
>
> DID:
> (adjective)
> Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> A
> (noun)
> A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe
> give 'im some ARE!"
>
> BOB WAR:
> (noun)
> A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> bob war fence.
>
> Dave Milne wrote:
>>
>> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"too far and snakey" - love it.

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Billy Ray" > wrote in message
...
> 1) He's crazier than a road-runnin' lizard.
> 2) He doesn't have enough sense to pour **** out of a boot.
> 3) He'd gripe with a ham under each arm. (That's one of my grandmother's
> favorites for someone who was never satisfied.)
> 4) I'm hungrier than a bitch hounddog suckin' pups.
> 5) She's uglier than a mud fence.
> 6) It'd be a dark night at the well before she'd get a drink. (In other
> words, she's so ugly she'd only get her water from the well at night to
> avoid being seen.)
> 7) I'm hotter than a popcorn fart.
> 8) I'm sweatin' like a whore in church on Sunday.
> 9) I'm too pooped to pop. (very tired)
> 10) I'm a stuck duck in a dry pond. (meaning a very difficult situation to
> get out of)
> 11) It's so noisy in here, I can't hear myself think.
> 12) It's about as useless as a sore thumb.
> 13) It's colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho.
> 14) "If y'all don't quit that fightin', I'm gonna whip you so hard you
won't
> be able to sit down for a week." (This was one of my mother's favorites
when
> my sister and I were kids)
> 15) I'm worn to a frazzle. (very tired)
> 16) It came a real gully-washer last night. (lots of rain)
> 17) Whew, I'm hot as a bear!
> 18) There were so many people, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
> 19) She's pretty as a speckled pup.
> 20) He's drunker than Old Cooter Brown.
> 21) He came in 3 sheets in the wind. (to describe someone drunk)
> 22) Why are you smilin' like a goat in a briarpatch? (Our high school
coach
> liked to use this one when one of us was up to something we shouldn't be
and
> were trying to hide it.)
> 23) He's tighter than a fiddle string. (very conservative with money)
> 24) My wife uses this one occasionally. I say, "I would really like to
have
> that" -- to which she responds, "I'm sure a man in hell would like a drink
> of water too." In other words, I ain't a gettin' it.
> 25) He doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground.
> 26) My mom used to say when it rains and the sun is shining that the devil
> is whippin' his wife.
> 27) Concerning thunder she would say, "It's thundering in the thicket by
> blue goose the moose."
> 28) And from my mother when we were getting smart with her: "You're
gettin'
> just a little bit too big for your britches -- I may have to take you down
a
> notch or two."
> 29) When you ask my grandmother to go anywhere of any distance, she would
> respond with "Oh, it's too far and snakey."
> 30) Don't just sit there like a frog on a log.
> 31) I'm so thirsty I could drink the well dry. (My grandmother used this
one
> a lot.)
> 32) My granddad would describe someone in a bad mood as "being out of
> snuff."
> 33) My granddad would also refer to toys as "pretties." For example,
"You'd
> better pick up your pretties, son." (That's pronounced "purties.")
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") Hughes III" > wrote in message
> ...
> > The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of
> > federal dollars to teach
> > "Y'allbonics"in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included
> > here are some
> > samples of "Y'allbonics."
> >
> > If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
> > explanation.
> >
> >
> > HEIDI:
> > (noun)
> > Greeting.
> >
> > HIRE YEW:
> > (complete sentence)
> > Remainder of greeting.
> > Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
> >
> > BARD:
> > (verb)
> > Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> > Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
> >
> > JAWJUH:
> > (noun)
> > The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
> > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
> >
> > BAMMER:
> > (noun)
> > The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
> > Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an'
> > left $20,000,000 in improvements."
> >
> > MUNTS:
> > (noun)
> > A calendar division.
> > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh ba! rd my
> > pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
> >
> > THANK:
> > (verb)
> > Cognitive process.
> > Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
> >
> > RANCH:
> > (noun)
> > A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> > Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
> > the back of that pickup truck
> > my brother from Jawjuh bard a
> > few munts ago."
> >
> > ALL:
> > (noun)
> > A petroleum-based lubricant.
> > Usage: "I sure hope my brother
> > from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
> >
> > FAR:
> > (noun)
> > A conflagration.
> > Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
> > don't change the all in my pickup truck,
> > that thing's gonna catch far."
> >
> > TAR:
> > (noun)
> > A rubber wheel.
> > Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
> > Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
> >
> > TI
> > (noun)
> > A tall monument.
> > Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah
> > sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
> >
> > RETARD:
> > (verb)
> > To stop working.
> > Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
> >
> > FARN:
> > (adjective)
> > Not domestic.
> > Usage: "I ! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
> > sed must be from some farn country."
> >
> > DID:
> > (adjective)
> > Not alive.
> > Usage: "He's did, Jim."
> >
> > A
> > (noun)
> > A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
> > Usage: "He cain't breathe
> > give 'im some ARE!"
> >
> > BOB WAR:
> > (noun)
> > A sharp, twisted cable.
> > Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
> > bob war fence.
> >
> > Dave Milne wrote:
> >>
> >> Exactly. You misspelled "variant" but I still understood you :-)
> >>
> >> Dave Milne, Scotland
> >> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
>