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Old June 17th 05, 07:48 PM
Father of the Year
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Does anybody know how to do this???


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Old June 17th 05, 08:52 PM
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
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WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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Old June 17th 05, 10:09 PM
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"TNKEV" > wrote in message
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> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
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> WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seriuosly though I think if you take it to the dealer they can access the
body controller and may be able to turn off the warning bell,but don't hold
me to that they will have to look at the info in the body controller to see
if it is possible.


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Old June 17th 05, 11:05 PM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005, Father of the Year wrote:

> Does anybody know how to do this???


Very easy way to turn off the seat belt alarm: Fasten your seatbelt.

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Old June 18th 05, 01:23 AM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005, TNKEV wrote:

> Seriuosly though I think if you take it to the dealer they can access
> the body controller and may be able to turn off the warning bell


Oh, sure, sure. "Hello, Mr. Dealer. I know you're a regulated party under
the National Highway Traffic Safety Act of 1966, and as such you're
Federally prohibited from deactivating any item of mandatory safety
equipment, but will you pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top deactivate my
seatbelt chime? Thaaaaaaaaanks..."


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Old June 18th 05, 01:43 AM
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you can't all u can do is turn off the dinger read the owners manual

Father of the Year wrote:

> Does anybody know how to do this???


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Old June 18th 05, 10:08 AM
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"TNKEV" > wrote in message
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> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
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> WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe he's too fat for the seatbelt?

Ted


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Old June 18th 05, 01:16 PM
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Ahhh read the manual....never thought of that. The dinger is what I want to
kill. Thanks Tim, for being the only person on this newsgroup with the
ability to respond without being an arse.
BTW: I tried under the seat to jump some of the wires and it did shut off
the alarm but also the airbag light came on.
Of course, Ted, I couldn't work on it very long because my big fat ass
couldn't bend over under the seat. TED, I read somewhere that impotent men
and or men with extremely small genitals are 75% more likely to put other
people down on newsgroups....... Thanks for your response TED?
"tim bur" > wrote in message
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> you can't all u can do is turn off the dinger read the owners manual
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> Father of the Year wrote:
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> > Does anybody know how to do this???

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Old June 18th 05, 01:22 PM
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I don't want to wear my seatbelt and I do not want the government to tell me
to wear a seat belt.
Do you have helmet laws for motorcycles in your state? No helmets in Pa and
no seat belts on motorcycles?
So why if I am in a 4 wheel tank with airbags do I have to do something that
the govt. does not require of 2 wheeled death machines? And why are you so
simple as to support them blindly. People die with seat belts on and
without. If you are going to die, you are going to die. And you can tell
that to impotent small dicked Ted.







"Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 17 Jun 2005, Father of the Year wrote:
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> > Does anybody know how to do this???

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> Very easy way to turn off the seat belt alarm: Fasten your seatbelt.
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Old June 18th 05, 03:34 PM
Daniel J. Stern
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005, Father of the Year wrote:

> I don't want to wear my seatbelt and I do not want the government to
> tell me to wear a seat belt.


You can't always get what you want.

> So why if I am in a 4 wheel tank with airbags do I have to And why are
> you so simple as to support them blindly.


"Blindly"? Er...no. I'm in a position to see the data collected on what
happens to belted vs. unbelted vehicle occupants in collisions. Mostly,
the unbelted ones die. Mostly, the belted ones don't.

If that were as far as it went, I'd be very happy for you to stupidly
eject yourself from the gene pool. Problem is, your failure to wear
seatbelts affects me. And no, I'm not talking about insurance costs.

Unbelted drivers are easily knocked out of control position and/or knocked
unconscious by relatively minor incidents. When that happens, they're
unable to control the car and prevent additional, more substantial
subsequent incidents -- like hitting other cars, pedestrians or cyclists.

Belted drivers, on the other hand, overwhelmingly tend to remain conscious
and in control position even after initial collisions, so they can keep
control of the car and prevent subsequent incidents (or at least minimize
their severity and consequences).

What's more, belt non-using idjits like you are the reason those of us
smart enough to protect ourselves have to have subpar airbags in our
vehicles. Thanks a lot, asshole.


 




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