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Old January 11th 06, 06:54 PM posted to ca.driving,rec.autos.driving
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Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> This comes from the KTLA Morning News (check ktla.com later in the
> morning, they will FOR SURE put this video up there; they caught the
> entire crash on tape). Apparently a Sloth pulled out in front of an
> LAPD officer who was in pursuit of a stolen pickup truck. The officer
> swerved to avoid the Sloth, skidded, and crashed into a tree. Nobody
> died, but the officers suffered various contusions and broken bones,
> and one cop was trapped inside the squad car and needed the jaws of
> life to be extricated.
>
> And all because of some Sloth with no situational awareness...


Slow drivers NEVER cause problems on the highway. You can't drive too
slow. From which it follows that the driver was actually a speeder.

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Old January 11th 06, 07:15 PM posted to ca.driving,rec.autos.driving
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> > This comes from the KTLA Morning News (check ktla.com later in the
> > morning, they will FOR SURE put this video up there; they caught the
> > entire crash on tape). Apparently a Sloth pulled out in front of an
> > LAPD officer who was in pursuit of a stolen pickup truck. The officer
> > swerved to avoid the Sloth, skidded, and crashed into a tree. Nobody
> > died, but the officers suffered various contusions and broken bones,
> > and one cop was trapped inside the squad car and needed the jaws of
> > life to be extricated.
> >
> > And all because of some Sloth with no situational awareness...

>
> Slow drivers NEVER cause problems on the highway. You can't drive too
> slow. From which it follows that the driver was actually a speeder.


Just when you think Judy couldn't possibly say anything dumber than
(s)he already has, (s)he proves you wrong yet again.

nate

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Old January 11th 06, 07:43 PM posted to ca.driving,rec.autos.driving
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N8N, > was motivated to say this in
rec.autos.driving on 11 Jan 2006 11:15:32 -0800:
>
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> > > This comes from the KTLA Morning News (check ktla.com later in the
> > > morning, they will FOR SURE put this video up there; they caught the
> > > entire crash on tape). Apparently a Sloth pulled out in front of an
> > > LAPD officer who was in pursuit of a stolen pickup truck. The officer
> > > swerved to avoid the Sloth, skidded, and crashed into a tree. Nobody
> > > died, but the officers suffered various contusions and broken bones,
> > > and one cop was trapped inside the squad car and needed the jaws of
> > > life to be extricated.
> > >
> > > And all because of some Sloth with no situational awareness...

> >
> > Slow drivers NEVER cause problems on the highway. You can't drive too
> > slow. From which it follows that the driver was actually a speeder.

>
> Just when you think Judy couldn't possibly say anything dumber than
> (s)he already has, (s)he proves you wrong yet again.


That's the delusional world of judy; nevermind that the sloth in Scott's
story (1) was obstructing traffic, (2) aided and abetted (sp) a fleeing
criminal (IMO), (3) was driving with willful disregard for the police
officers and their safety and (4) committed vehicular assult against the
officers resulting in their injury (again, IMO). *BUT* he was driving
slow, so that makes his actions OK in the eyes of the moron known as
"judy..."

Just my own little delusion, but I sincerely hope that some of those two
cop's buddies did a Rodney King on the sloth. He deserved it.
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Old January 11th 06, 11:54 PM posted to ca.driving,rec.autos.driving
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> > This comes from the KTLA Morning News (check ktla.com later in the
> > morning, they will FOR SURE put this video up there; they caught the
> > entire crash on tape). Apparently a Sloth pulled out in front of an
> > LAPD officer who was in pursuit of a stolen pickup truck. The officer
> > swerved to avoid the Sloth, skidded, and crashed into a tree. Nobody
> > died, but the officers suffered various contusions and broken bones,
> > and one cop was trapped inside the squad car and needed the jaws of
> > life to be extricated.
> >
> > And all because of some Sloth with no situational awareness...

>
> Slow drivers NEVER cause problems on the highway. You can't drive too
> slow. From which it follows that the driver was actually a speeder.


LOL!

*Again* you prove your reasoning powers are on the par of a slug's. I
guess that's what you get for trying to take your nourishment entirely
from your bath house buddie's semen. Speaking of your bath house
buddies, they still respect your 3" micro-weenie, loser?

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Old January 12th 06, 12:04 AM posted to rec.autos.driving
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necromancer > wrote in
th.net:

>
> That's the delusional world of judy; nevermind that the sloth in
> Scott's story (1) was obstructing traffic, (2) aided and abetted (sp)
> a fleeing criminal (IMO),


To "aid and abet",one has to have specific knowledge that they are aiding
and abetting.Just blundering in the way is not "aiding and abetting".


> (3) was driving with willful disregard for
> the police officers and their safety and


EVERYONE's safety,not just the officers.



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Old January 12th 06, 09:51 PM posted to ca.driving,rec.autos.driving
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In article .com>,
says...

>Slow drivers NEVER cause problems on the highway. You can't drive too
>slow. From which it follows that the driver was actually a speeder.


Slow drivers are usually slow mentally too. So that explains why you think
it is ok to be slow.
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Alex

 




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