Santa joke.....

From an email:



Dear Santa

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer.
yer Frend,

BiLLy



Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your younger brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa
--------------------


Once again, Art imitates Life......


SW


--
"Jeeps can get up, and jeeps can also go down. Why can't Bill?"

-- Nancy Hughes III

There you go again, the jealous, really jealous, I can't believe
how jealous this little draft dodging coward schizophrenic psychopath
liar hiding in Vancouver who's only way to get attention is to make a
fool of it's self. With an obsession the other perverts here. With
extreme jealous ranting over my documents/possessions, committing
forgery over many of them proving I'm an American man. You remind me of
a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with it's senseless barking, me
too, me too. And the poor thing, you're too girlie to take
responsibility for yourself again, by signing your statement like a man.
You're not worth any more time when a cut and paste this same
paragraph it fits so well!
Oh damn, you forgot to write "Off Topic". :-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

§qu@r3 Wh33£s wrote:
><snip queer fantasies over my body, and the jealous senile babbling over my accomplishments and conquests>

There you go again, the jealous, really jealous, I can't believe
how jealous this little draft dodging coward schizophrenic psychopath
liar hiding in Vancouver who's only way to get attention is to make a
fool of it's self. With an obsession the other perverts here. With
extreme jealous ranting over my documents/possessions, committing
forgery over many of them proving I'm an American man. You remind me of
a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with it's senseless barking, me
too, me too. And the poor thing, you're too girlie to take
responsibility for yourself again, by signing your statement like a man.
You're not worth any more time when a cut and paste this same
paragraph it fits so well!
Oh damn, you forgot to write "Off Topic". :-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

§qu@r3 Wh33£s wrote:
><snip queer fantasies over my body, and the jealous senile babbling over my accomplishments and conquests>

On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:31:37 GMT, §qu@r3 Wh33£s > in an
all out fatal attempt to prove worthiness wrote:

:>From an email:
:>
:>
:>
:>Dear Santa
:>
:>I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer.
:>yer Frend,
:>
:>BiLLy
:>
:>
:>
:>Dear Billy,
:>
:>Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
:>send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
:>your younger brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
:>
:>Santa
:>--------------------
:>
:>
:>Once again, Art imitates Life......
:>
:>
:>SW

Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.

:>Oh damn, you forgot to write "Off Topic". :-)

On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:31:37 GMT, §qu@r3 Wh33£s > in an
all out fatal attempt to prove worthiness wrote:

:>From an email:
:>
:>
:>
:>Dear Santa
:>
:>I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer.
:>yer Frend,
:>
:>BiLLy
:>
:>
:>
:>Dear Billy,
:>
:>Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
:>send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
:>your younger brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
:>
:>Santa
:>--------------------
:>
:>
:>Once again, Art imitates Life......
:>
:>
:>SW

Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.

:>Oh damn, you forgot to write "Off Topic". :-)

On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, 24Bit® wrote:

> Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.

Yeah, I washed my eyeballs already, thankx!! <yuck!>

Yeah, he does have the hots for some of us 'unattainables' here, but
if he ever actually touched me in any way, he'd likely end up minus
some digits or other body parts. Eh, that's OK. First, he'd never get over
the border. Second, even though he outweighs me about 2-to-1, I could
still bitchslap him all the way from Wistful Vista to San Francisco, find
the most notorious Gay Bar in town, and handcuff him to a lamppost
outside.

And I'll have a camera crew there as well.

--
"Jeeps can get up, and jeeps can also go down. Why can't Bill?"

-- Nancy Hughes III

On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, 24Bit® wrote:

> Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.

Yeah, I washed my eyeballs already, thankx!! <yuck!>

Yeah, he does have the hots for some of us 'unattainables' here, but
if he ever actually touched me in any way, he'd likely end up minus
some digits or other body parts. Eh, that's OK. First, he'd never get over
the border. Second, even though he outweighs me about 2-to-1, I could
still bitchslap him all the way from Wistful Vista to San Francisco, find
the most notorious Gay Bar in town, and handcuff him to a lamppost
outside.

And I'll have a camera crew there as well.

--
"Jeeps can get up, and jeeps can also go down. Why can't Bill?"

-- Nancy Hughes III

On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:37:19 GMT, §qu@r3 Wh33£s > in an
all out fatal attempt to prove worthiness wrote:

:>On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
:>history, 24Bit® wrote:
:>
:>> Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.
:>
:>Yeah, I washed my eyeballs already, thankx!! <yuck!>
:>
:>Yeah, he does have the hots for some of us 'unattainables' here, but
:>if he ever actually touched me in any way, he'd likely end up minus
:>some digits or other body parts. Eh, that's OK. First, he'd never get over
:>the border. Second, even though he outweighs me about 2-to-1, I could
:>still bitchslap him all the way from Wistful Vista to San Francisco, find
:>the most notorious Gay Bar in town, and handcuff him to a lamppost
:>outside.
:>
:>And I'll have a camera crew there as well.

Good thing, not getting over the border, you surely don't need a lard
bio-hazard on your side, but wait, don't you have Minute Maids guarding
your boarder and doing their vigilante thing?
Yeah, they tell it to hall ass and it takes two trips.
Don't worry about limpy, it's all in it's dreams now.

On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:37:19 GMT, §qu@r3 Wh33£s > in an
all out fatal attempt to prove worthiness wrote:

:>On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
:>history, 24Bit® wrote:
:>
:>> Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.
:>
:>Yeah, I washed my eyeballs already, thankx!! <yuck!>
:>
:>Yeah, he does have the hots for some of us 'unattainables' here, but
:>if he ever actually touched me in any way, he'd likely end up minus
:>some digits or other body parts. Eh, that's OK. First, he'd never get over
:>the border. Second, even though he outweighs me about 2-to-1, I could
:>still bitchslap him all the way from Wistful Vista to San Francisco, find
:>the most notorious Gay Bar in town, and handcuff him to a lamppost
:>outside.
:>
:>And I'll have a camera crew there as well.

Good thing, not getting over the border, you surely don't need a lard
bio-hazard on your side, but wait, don't you have Minute Maids guarding
your boarder and doing their vigilante thing?
Yeah, they tell it to hall ass and it takes two trips.
Don't worry about limpy, it's all in it's dreams now.

There you go again, the jealous, really jealous, I can't believe
how jealous this little draft dodging coward schizophrenic psychopath
liar hiding in Vancouver who's only way to get attention is to make a
fool of it's self. With an obsession the other perverts here. With
extreme jealous ranting over my documents/possessions, committing
forgery over many of them proving I'm an American man. You remind me of
a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with it's senseless barking, me
too, me too. And the poor thing, you're too girlie to take
responsibility for yourself again, by signing your statement like a man.
You're not worth any more time when a cut and paste this same
paragraph it fits so well!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

§qu@r3 Wh33£s wrote:
><snip queer fantasies over my body, and the jealous senile babbling over my accomplishments and conquests>