OT Amish Driver

Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
officer stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
repair it as soon as I get home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."

"Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
wrong with the emergency brake."
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Good one, the version I heard has overdrive subbed for er brake.

Dave

"Spike" > wrote in message
...
> Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
> officer stopped her.
>
> "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
> you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
> could be dangerous."
>
> "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
> repair it as soon as I get home."
>
> "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
> is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
> cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
>
> "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
> home."
>
> True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
> about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
> immediately.
>
> "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
> wrong with the emergency brake."
> Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
> Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
> w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16

Yep, mine had "passing gear"

--
John
ThunderSnake #59

"Deputy Dog" > wrote in message
news:2F7Td.35284$s16.4910@trndny02...
> Good one, the version I heard has overdrive subbed for er brake.
>
> Dave
>
> "Spike" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
>> officer stopped her.
>>
>> "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
>> you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
>> could be dangerous."
>>
>> "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
>> repair it as soon as I get home."
>>
>> "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
>> is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
>> cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
>>
>> "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
>> home."
>>
>> True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
>> about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
>> immediately.
>>
>> "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
>> wrong with the emergency brake."
>> Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
>> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
>> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
>> Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
>> w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16
>
>

What goes:
clop clop clop
bang bang
clop clop clop



an Amish driveby shooting.




"Spike" > wrote in message
...
| Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
| officer stopped her.
|
| "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
| you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
| could be dangerous."
|
| "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
| repair it as soon as I get home."
|
| "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
| is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
| cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
|
| "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
| home."
|
| True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
| about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
| immediately.
|
| "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
| wrong with the emergency brake."
| Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
| 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
| Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
| Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
| w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16

Ah spike that's awesome lol..

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Spike" > wrote in message
...
> Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
> officer stopped her.
>
> "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
> you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
> could be dangerous."
>
> "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
> repair it as soon as I get home."
>
> "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
> is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
> cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
>
> "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
> home."
>
> True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
> about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
> immediately.
>
> "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
> wrong with the emergency brake."
> Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
> Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
> w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16

You're just a nut!

You gonna equip your Stang with one of those?


"Spike" > wrote in message
...
| Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
| officer stopped her.
|
| "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
| you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
| could be dangerous."
|
| "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
| repair it as soon as I get home."
|
| "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
| is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
| cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
|
| "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
| home."
|
| True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
| about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
| immediately.
|
| "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
| wrong with the emergency brake."
| Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
| 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
| Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
| Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
| w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16

sometimes ya feel like a nut.... sometimes ya use chicory

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:20:47 GMT, "SVTKate"
> wrote:

>You're just a nut!
>
>You gonna equip your Stang with one of those?
>
>
>"Spike" > wrote in message
.. .
>| Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
>| officer stopped her.
>|
>| "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
>| you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
>| could be dangerous."
>|
>| "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
>| repair it as soon as I get home."
>|
>| "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
>| is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
>| cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
>|
>| "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
>| home."
>|
>| True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
>| about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
>| immediately.
>|
>| "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
>| wrong with the emergency brake."
>| Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
>| 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
>| Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
>| Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
>| w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16
>

Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16

Being that "Spike" appears to be the only one equipped for the "emergency
brake" adjuster... I'd think that'd make him reeeeeally hesitant about ever
applying the brakes... YOWTCH!!!

--
Jafo
'02 GT Black
Not eggzackly stock.

"SVTKate" > wrote in message
ink.net...
> You're just a nut!
>
> You gonna equip your Stang with one of those?
>
>
> "Spike" > wrote in message
> ...
> | Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
> | officer stopped her.
> |
> | "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
> | you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
> | could be dangerous."
> |
> | "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
> | repair it as soon as I get home."
> |
> | "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
> | is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
> | cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
> |
> | "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
> | home."
> |
> | True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
> | about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
> | immediately.
> |
> | "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
> | wrong with the emergency brake."
> | Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
> | 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> | Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
> | Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
> | w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16
>
>

He tends to be a bit masochistic...
after all, how do ya think he got the nick?

*wink*


Kate

"Jafo" > wrote in message
.. .
| Being that "Spike" appears to be the only one equipped for the "emergency
| brake" adjuster... I'd think that'd make him reeeeeally hesitant about
ever
| applying the brakes... YOWTCH!!!
|
| --
| Jafo
| '02 GT Black
| Not eggzackly stock.
|
| "SVTKate" > wrote in message
| ink.net...
| > You're just a nut!
| >
| > You gonna equip your Stang with one of those?
| >
| >
| > "Spike" > wrote in message
| > ...
| > | Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol
| > | officer stopped her.
| > |
| > | "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
| > | you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
| > | could be dangerous."
| > |
| > | "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband
| > | repair it as soon as I get home."
| > |
| > | "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse
| > | is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
| > | cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
| > |
| > | "Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get
| > | home."
| > |
| > | True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
| > | about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on
| > | immediately.
| > |
| > | "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
| > | wrong with the emergency brake."
| > | Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
| > | 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
| > | Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
| > | Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
| > | w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16
| >
| >
|
|

Just can't keep a secret can ya, kate? LOL Where's my nightstick and
cuffs... I feel in the mood... hahahahahahahahaha

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:12:52 GMT, "SVTKate"
> wrote:

>He tends to be a bit masochistic...
>after all, how do ya think he got the nick?
>
>*wink*
>
>
>Kate
>

Hey! Spikey Likes IT!
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior
Vintage 40 Wheels 16X8"
w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A Radial 225/50ZR16