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Bicyclists - Best way to punish drivers who endanger you
Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the
handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get home nor will the driver behind you see anything. |
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you > with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get > home nor will the driver behind you see anything. Finally, now I know who to mow down, the ****ing asshole squirting brake fluid on cars! |
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On 8 Feb 2005 12:29:03 -0800 Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you > with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get > home nor will the driver behind you see anything. Personally, I prefer the "goldfinger" approach. As the car slides by, press a button and a set of spinning knives cuts into their tire. Or, release a set of extremely sharp jumping jack style spikes. Or. Mount a huge pipe across the handlebars defining your territory. Any idiot who gets to close, gets his windshield broken. |
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish Weak even for you, Judy. |
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"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message oups.com... > Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you > with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get > home nor will the driver behind you see anything. And if your in the car and see Judy do this, do one of two things: 1) run it off the road / hook it going around a turn. 2) Go in front of it and slam on the binders. |
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"Larry Bud" > wrote in
ups.com: > > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: >> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the >> handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by > you >> with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get >> home nor will the driver behind you see anything. > > Finally, now I know who to mow down, the ****ing asshole squirting > brake fluid on cars! > It's actually illegal in most states to throw any object or material at an occupied vehicle. It could cause a collision by distracting the driver. -- Jim Yanik jyanik at kua.net |
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"Bill the second" > wrote in
: > > "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in > message oups.com... >> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the >> handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by >> you with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they >> get home nor will the driver behind you see anything. > > And if your in the car and see Judy do this, do one of two things: > > 1) run it off the road / hook it going around a turn. > > 2) Go in front of it and slam on the binders. > > Such a sudden distraction(and illegal act) may cause me to swerve and perhaps sideswipe the squirter. -- Jim Yanik jyanik at kua.net |
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"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" >
wrote in message oups.com... > Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you > with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get > home nor will the driver behind you see anything. I suspect this has been posted as a troll more often than done in reality. |
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Mike Kruger wrote: > "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > > wrote in message > oups.com... > > Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached > horizontally to the > > handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s > whiz by you > > with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till > they get > > home nor will the driver behind you see anything. > > I suspect this has been posted as a troll more often than done > in reality. I agree with your conclusion, Mike. Of course if we are both wrong and ever happen to see the anonymous OP he or she won't be too hard to identify. Just look for the person riding the bike with the scarred finish on the left side of their fork and frame. Horizontally mounted squeeze bottles do tend to drip after all. :-) Regards, Bob Hunt |
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > On 8 Feb 2005 12:29:03 -0800, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > > wrote: > >>Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the >>handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you >>with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get >>home nor will the driver behind you see anything. > > FINALLY some new material! Nah, I was posting this about six months ago for people who park *in* my driveway and block me in. I am surprised at it's retention, however. Bernard |
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