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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2005
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler > wrote:
>Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2005 Usenet Kook awards. >Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, >shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's >discretion if: > > * you are a notorious net.kook > * you attempt to vote twice > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet > * you vote for or against yourself > * you vote in a thread other than this one > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot > * you have officially been declared non-existent > >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until >12:00 noon GMT on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time >the candidate might be *you*. > >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > >KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) > > NunYa Bidness > Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore > neither of the above Mister K00KS00T, for the win! >CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.) > > Heidi Graw Yes > >GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.) > > babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice > Daniel Joseph Min > Martin Hannigan's FAQ bot > none of the above babaloo you too > >BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.) > > NunYa Bidness > Professeur von TwoSteps > neither of the above NunYa Bidness >PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.) > > NunYa Bidness Yes > >GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.) > > Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah > NunYa Bidness > Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn > none of the above Tommy Bishop >COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) > > Hyerdahl > Michael Baldwin Bruce > Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J > NunYa Bidness > none of the above Wacko Jacko fans of AMMJ >JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.) > > Grizzlie Antagonist > NunYa Bidness > neither of the above Nunya Bidness >SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.) > > Pamela K Russell > rec.collecting.coins > neither of the above rec.collecting.coins; may they have many happy returns! >TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.) > > Kenny of AMM-J > Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend, alias Judy > NunYa Bidness > Raymond Ronald Karczewski > Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn > none of the above Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend aka Judy. The question still remains, though--why r u a CRIMINAL CODDLER~!@!!!!!!!!!!11!! >BOBO AWARD (Vote yes or no.) > > Sony BMG Yes > >BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.) > > David Tholen > Hyerdahl > Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran > Michael Baldwin Bruce > none of the above Michael Baldwin Bruce. Busted for multiple sockpuppets. Whoops. >BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.) > > Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore ****head. >EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY [XMAS DAY] (Vote for one.) > > babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice > Masculist > Pamela K Russell > none of the above sPamu >BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.) > > Bradley L Jesness, trained by Just Taylor > Kenny of AMM-J, trained by Volfie > NunYa Bidness, trained by Aratzio > Tom Bishop, trained by Peter J Ross > none of the above Tommy Tosser >OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) > > Anthony Banovic > Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore Not-so-FreeSpeachStoar >MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.) > > alt.astronomy saucerheads > Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J > soc.men F'loons of AMMJ copyright ARCHIE LEACH "On Wordscreens of the World" "Wilhelp for food" > acted as the pot calling the kettle black when he wrote: >Oh never mind. Anyone who pilfers Palmjobs tagline obviously has nothing to >offer the general masses. Go play in traffic wee one. |
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