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Must We Put Up With This Filth?
Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar:
Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? A. The skip gets moved twice a week. Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge modified to read T_SKIP. Tut tut tut. Halmyre |
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On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus:
> Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: > > Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? > > A. The skip gets moved twice a week. > > Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge > modified to read T_SKIP. > > Tut tut tut. > > Halmyre I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: "Alfa owners gather 'round eachothers' cars once a month and discuss them, while Lotus owners gather once a month and pass around photos of their cars on blocks inna garage and discuss them." ;-P -- Dr E-- mhm 17x1 SGM #3 smeeter #14 FWAC:"Old No.-7" Surgeon General-Relativity Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade NF & TCIB "If you can't *handcraft* Usenet chaos, then what is there left?" -- The 2-Belo "i'm still not sure exactly what a "flonk" is, but i know it pertains to children's tv programming..." -- Tampa Stu |
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"Dr Entropy" > wrote in message >...
> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: > > > Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: > > > > Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? > > > > A. The skip gets moved twice a week. > > > > Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge > > modified to read T_SKIP. > > > > Tut tut tut. > > > > Halmyre > > I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the > engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be > slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: > > > "Alfa owners gather 'round eachothers' cars once a month and discuss them, > while Lotus owners gather once a month and pass around photos of their cars on > blocks inna garage and discuss them." > > ;-P > LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious A Lotus is a collector's car - you drive a bit, stop, and collect the bits that have falen off... I'm sure there must be one for Alfa - Always Lots Falling Apart? Rusty Old Motors Expire Often? Halmyre |
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"Halmyre" > wrote in message
om... > > > > LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious > > A Lotus is a collector's car - you drive a bit, stop, and collect the > bits that have falen off... > > I'm sure there must be one for Alfa - Always Lots Falling Apart? Rusty > Old Motors Expire Often? I heard the one for FIAT - "Fix It Again, Tony" - adam |
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Halmyre wrote:
> "Dr Entropy" > wrote in message > >... >> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: >> >> > Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: >> > >> > Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? >> > >> > A. The skip gets moved twice a week. >> > >> > Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge >> > modified to read T_SKIP. >> > >> > Tut tut tut. >> > >> > Halmyre >> >> I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the >> engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be >> slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: >> >> >> "Alfa owners gather 'round eachothers' cars once a month and discuss >> them, while Lotus owners gather once a month and pass around photos of >> their cars on blocks inna garage and discuss them." >> >> ;-P >> > > LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious > > A Lotus is a collector's car - you drive a bit, stop, and collect the > bits that have falen off... > > I'm sure there must be one for Alfa - Always Lots Falling Apart? Rusty > Old Motors Expire Often? I'ms surprised no one else knows: A Load Of Flaming Aggro -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk |
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Dr Entropy wrote:
> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: > >> Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: >> >> Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? >> >> A. The skip gets moved twice a week. >> >> Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge >> modified to read T_SKIP. >> >> Tut tut tut. >> >> Halmyre > > I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the > engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be > slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: > Hi Doc LTNS, how's it going? -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk |
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On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:37:28 GMT, Catman > pee'd inna snow, the
following: Xr Entropy wrote: X: X:> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: X:> X:>> Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: X:>> X:>> Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? X:>> X:>> A. The skip gets moved twice a week. X:>> X:>> Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge X:>> modified to read T_SKIP. X:>> X:>> Tut tut tut. X:>> X:>> Halmyre X:> X:> I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the X:> engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be X:> slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: X:> X: X:Hi Doc X: X:LTNS, how's it going? More complexity, less joy lately. Precious little time for things I'd ~rather~ be doing... ....like scannin' th' froups s an' actin' th' goat ;-} <NewJersey Mode> How's by youse? </NewJersey Mode> Dr E-- mhm 17x1 Linux: Load it, Learn it, Love it. |
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On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 07:50:54 -0400, Dr Entropy >
wrote: >On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:37:28 GMT, Catman > pee'd inna snow, the >following: > >Xr Entropy wrote: >X: >X:> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: >X:> >X:>> Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: >X:>> >X:>> Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? >X:>> >X:>> A. The skip gets moved twice a week. >X:>> >X:>> Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge >X:>> modified to read T_SKIP. >X:>> >X:>> Tut tut tut. >X:>> >X:>> Halmyre >X:> >X:> I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the >X:> engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be >X:> slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: >X:> >X: >X:Hi Doc >X: >X:LTNS, how's it going? > >More complexity, less joy lately. Precious little time for things I'd ~rather~ be doing... > >...like scannin' th' froups s an' actin' th' goat ;-} Ahh. Into every life, a little rain must fall ><NewJersey Mode> > >How's by youse? > ></NewJersey Mode> Touch wood, pretty cool. BUsiness going well, house going well(ish) Giulietta just got new cams. Generally happy. Might even make it over to your neck of the woods sometime next year > > >Dr E-- >mhm 17x1 > >Linux: Load it, Learn it, Love it. Fix the firewall on it -- Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l. Really, Sprint 1.7 Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk |
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On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 17:22:47 GMT, Catman > pee'd inna snow, the
following: X:On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 07:50:54 -0400, Dr Entropy > X:wrote: X: X:>On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:37:28 GMT, Catman > pee'd inna snow, the X:>following: X:> X:>Xr Entropy wrote: X:>X: X:>X:> On Sat, 29 May 2004 14:58:27 +0100, Halmyre blathered thus: X:>X:> X:>X:>> Joke in this month's Classic and Sportscar: X:>X:>> X:>X:>> Q. What is the difference between a skip and an Alfa? X:>X:>> X:>X:>> A. The skip gets moved twice a week. X:>X:>> X:>X:>> Accompanied by a photoshopped picture of a 75 bootlid with the badge X:>X:>> modified to read T_SKIP. X:>X:>> X:>X:>> Tut tut tut. X:>X:>> X:>X:>> Halmyre X:>X:> X:>X:> I've a photo of my GTV inna back yard with a plant growing up from the X:>X:> engine bay... but the Spider's still running! I think they should be X:>X:> slaggin' Lotus, not Alfa: X:>X:> X:>X: X:>X:Hi Doc X:>X: X:>X:LTNS, how's it going? X:> X:>More complexity, less joy lately. Precious little time for things I'd ~rather~ be doing... X:> X:>...like scannin' th' froups s an' actin' th' goat ;-} X: X:Ahh. Into every life, a little rain must fall X: X:><NewJersey Mode> X:> X:>How's by youse? X:> X:></NewJersey Mode> X: X:Touch wood, pretty cool. BUsiness going well, house going well(ish) X:Giulietta just got new cams. Generally happy. X: X:Might even make it over to your neck of the woods sometime next year X: X:> We'll be looking forward to that... but we're gonna need a translator ;-} X:> X:>Dr E-- X:>mhm 17x1 X:> X:>Linux: Load it, Learn it, Love it. X: X:Fix the firewall on it mehheh. Been too busy/lazy to update the firewall... I'll get to it. SWMBO's 'ToDo' list has been skeined down to 'manageablity' in the last week or so. I even had time this weekend to replace the wanked speedo cable in th' Spider! WooHoo! Dr E-- mhm 17x1 Linux: Load it, Learn it, Love it. |
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