What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

Dean Dark wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that count?
>>>> What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>> Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>> also a Submarine.
>>
>> And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>>from the factory!
>
> Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
> heads.
>
> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
> Can anyone show me a picture of one?

yeah, go to www.google.com, type in the search box "Lotus Espirit." and
press search.

Dean Dark wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that count?
>>>> What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>> Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>> also a Submarine.
>>
>> And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>>from the factory!
>
> Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
> heads.
>
> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
> Can anyone show me a picture of one?

yeah, go to www.google.com, type "Lotus Espirit" in the search box and
hit enter or press the "Google Search" button.

It's that easy.

Jeff

Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:31:24 +0000, Jeff wrote:
>
>> Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク wrote:
>>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>>>
>>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
>>>> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
>>>
>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>
>>> Does that count?
>> What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>
>> jeff
>
>
> I was *trying* to exhibit a sense of couth about it, Jeff!

How is there more couth with sh!t than ****?

Geez, we all poop (except maybe the President - he so full of **** that
I would wonder if I really cared).

Jeff

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:58:26 -0400, Dean Dark
> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
>wrote:
>
>>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that count?
>>>>
>>>>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>>
>>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>>
>>Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>>also a Submarine.
>>
>>And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>>from the factory!
>
>Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
>heads.
>
>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>Can anyone show me a picture of one?

http://www.pistonheads.com/pics/news...rit-2002-L.jpg

http://www.lotusesprit.org/

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when there is open season on senators.

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"Michael Pardee" > wrote in message
.. .
> "Vanguard" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy stains:
>> Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah SSHHII...
>> BLAM!).
>>
> That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words
> just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
>
>

The same zoners who won't stick it out there for a left turn, the result
being that no one can go unless absolutely nothing is coming the other way??
I'm glad to hear that people in Arizona have finally grown a set.

Anybody know what the price of eggs are in China. Seems like the relevance
factor is about equal.

"Rob" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
>

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:57:38 GMT, Scott in Florida
> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:58:26 -0400, Dean Dark
> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Does that count?
>>>>>
>>>>>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>>>
>>>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>>>
>>>Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>>>also a Submarine.
>>>
>>>And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>>>from the factory!
>>
>>Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
>>heads.
>>
>>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>>Can anyone show me a picture of one?
>
>http://www.pistonheads.com/pics/news...rit-2002-L.jpg
>
>http://www.lotusesprit.org/

Jeez. None of you clueless bozos gets it, do you? You don't even
have the wit to *read* the URLs you're throwing at me.
--
Dan.

"Dean Dark" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
> wrote:
>
>>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that count?
>>>>
>>>>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>>>
>>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>>
>>Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>>also a Submarine.
>>
>>And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>>from the factory!
>
> Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
> heads.
>
> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
> Can anyone show me a picture of one?
> --
> Dan.

A dammed good sports car!

Steve R.


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"Dean Dark" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:57:38 GMT, Scott in Florida
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:58:26 -0400, Dean Dark
> wrote:
>>>
>>>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>>>Can anyone show me a picture of one?
>>
>>http://www.pistonheads.com/pics/news...rit-2002-L.jpg
>>
>>http://www.lotusesprit.org/
>
> Jeez. None of you clueless bozos gets it, do you? You don't even
> have the wit to *read* the URLs you're throwing at me.
> --
> Dan.
>

You asked what a Lotus Esprit is and for a picture of one. 'Scott in
Florida' posted two links, one with a superb picture of one and the other
with a good picture of one and the major specs. That is *exactly* what you
asked for. That is what a Lotus Esprit is. You responded to his helpful
action with this unwarranted abuse. How are you not a troll?

Mike

"Jeff" > wrote in message
news:hIufi.805$RZ1.184@trnddc05...
> wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob > wrote:
>>
>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
>>> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
>>
>> Chocolate, Diesel oil, Lipstick
>
> Underwear stains, of course.
>
> Jeff


Skid marks?