MIKE Hunter's smaller car thesis??

"Mike Hunter" > wrote in message
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> > wrote in message
> oups.com...
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> I don't mow the lawn without safety shoes or smoke.
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> Why do you find it necessary to smoke when you mow the lawn?
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Mike, you silly goose. You have misplaced the modifier. He does not mow the
lawn without safety shoes or [safety] smoke. My last gasoline lawnmower was
equipped with safety smoke, although I had to mix the proper oil into the
gasoline to make the safety smoke come out the right color.

Geez - I have to explain everything.

Mike

In article <eAXhi.2867$7k7.1337@trnddc01>,
Jeff > wrote:

> No, I neither knew nor cared that you served in WWII. I had some
> relatives who served in WWII, including an uncle who got killed in
> France, as well as Korea and Viet Nam (including an uncle who served
> twenty years in active duty in the reserves).
>

Wow, that's one tough uncle! It's bad enough to only get killed in
France, but to then be killed in Korea and Vietnam as well....damn!

Sorry, no disrespect intended, I just couldn't resist taking a poke at
the awkward sentence.

"Mike Hunter" > wrote in message
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> Do what I do!! I try to ALWAYS travel more than 30 miles from home,
> since my insurance agent told me most accidents happen within 30 miles of
> where one lives


That's why I moved...

Wickeddoll® wrote:

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> Exactly- I know plenty of well-educated people who don't wear their
> seatbelts routinely. They only wear them for the highway, which is
> stupid,
> since most fatalities happen within 30 minutes of one's home. Dunno why
> that is; my guess is that on the highway, people tend to be more alert.

Maybe because most driving is done within 30 minutes of one's home?

In the course of a 25,000 mile year of driving, I probably only leave that
radius 10-15 times. I am pretty sure that most people are in the same boat
(car?)...

"Mike Hunter" > wrote in message
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> Do what I do!! I try to ALWAYS travel more than 30 miles from home,
> since my insurance agent told me most accidents happen within 30 miles of
> where one lives
>
> mike
>

I just close my eyes and drive *real* fast so I can get 30 miles away before
an accident happens to me.

Other Mike

Jeff wrote:

> George W. Bush has not had any alcohol in a long time; since long before
> he became President.

It wasn't alcohol-free beer that he drank at the recent G-8 summit in
Germany, nor did he miss next morning's activities solely due to tummy
trouble. At least he didn't get drunk and shoot someone in the face,
as Cheney did.

"larry moe 'n curly" > wrote in message
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> Jeff wrote:
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>> George W. Bush has not had any alcohol in a long time; since long before
>> he became President.
>
> It wasn't alcohol-free beer that he drank at the recent G-8 summit in
> Germany, nor did he miss next morning's activities solely due to tummy
> trouble. At least he didn't get drunk and shoot someone in the face,
> as Cheney did.
>

He did fondle the nice chancellor of Germany once. I wonder what was in his
water glass.

larry moe 'n curly wrote:
> Jeff wrote:
>
>> George W. Bush has not had any alcohol in a long time; since long before
>> he became President.
>
> It wasn't alcohol-free beer that he drank at the recent G-8 summit in
> Germany, nor did he miss next morning's activities solely due to tummy
> trouble. At least he didn't get drunk and shoot someone in the face,
> as Cheney did.

Please provide evidence about how much beer he drank in Germany. My
understanding is that he doesn't drink at all any more.

Jeff

"Jeff" > wrote in message
newsePii.16305$MR5.10546@trndny02...
> larry moe 'n curly wrote:
>> Jeff wrote:
>>
>>> George W. Bush has not had any alcohol in a long time; since long before
>>> he became President.
>>
>> It wasn't alcohol-free beer that he drank at the recent G-8 summit in
>> Germany, nor did he miss next morning's activities solely due to tummy
>> trouble. At least he didn't get drunk and shoot someone in the face,
>> as Cheney did.
>
> Please provide evidence about how much beer he drank in Germany. My
> understanding is that he doesn't drink at all any more.
>
> Jeff

Maybe. I still wonder why he fondled the chancellor, though.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "Jeff" > wrote in message
> newsePii.16305$MR5.10546@trndny02...
>> larry moe 'n curly wrote:
>>> Jeff wrote:
>>>
>>>> George W. Bush has not had any alcohol in a long time; since long before
>>>> he became President.
>>> It wasn't alcohol-free beer that he drank at the recent G-8 summit in
>>> Germany, nor did he miss next morning's activities solely due to tummy
>>> trouble. At least he didn't get drunk and shoot someone in the face,
>>> as Cheney did.
>> Please provide evidence about how much beer he drank in Germany. My
>> understanding is that he doesn't drink at all any more.
>>
>> Jeff
>
> Maybe. I still wonder why he fondled the chancellor, though.

You know, when you make up things about the President, you hurt your
argument.

You should know better.

After all, he does so much to hurt his own cause.

Jeff