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Scott en Aztlán <newsgroup> wrote: >On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:55:33 -0500, Alex Rodriguez > >wrote: > >>>The cops in Tucson have an unmarked Dodge Neon with a light bar on the >>>rear package shelf. >>> >>>Imagine the embarrassment of being caught and pulled over by a NEON. >> >>why would you pull over for an unmarked Neon? > >Because, as Rodney King found out, Contempt of Cop is an offence >punishable by nightstick. Cop, threateningly brandishing his nightstick: "Why didn't you pull over at once, asshole"? Speeder: "You were driving a Neon." Cop: <breaking down in tears> "I know, I know. It's the budget cuts... and I hit on the captain's daughter... It's not fair... oh hell, you're free to go" |
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