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Old December 26th 08, 07:21 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
Carl Dau
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

Hello!

I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
that I can cause maximum damage.

Please help me and you will die more quickly,

Terrorist Carl
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Old December 26th 08, 08:23 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
Jan Andersson[_4_]
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

Carl Dau wrote:
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl



Inside the radiator. They'll never think to look in there.
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Old December 27th 08, 12:10 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl


You never saw that golf commercial where the terrorist tried to pull a
suicide bombing with his car...but the car didn't blow up? Amateur. Do
your homework.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZMITiGh-f0

Chris

P.S. the same thing will happen with an aircooled VW ya dolt.....
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Old December 27th 08, 12:28 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

On Dec 26, 1:21*pm, Carl Dau > wrote:
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl


I think you need to build yourself a rectum bomb.
It would blow the **** out of you.

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Old December 27th 08, 09:15 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
John[_28_]
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

I know, I know. Put it under the back seat. Then when some one sits in the
back seat it triggers it and off it goes. And if he sits the wrong side ( as
the stupid prick of a terrorist will) the battery shorts out and
...............
John


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Old December 27th 08, 09:20 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

On Dec 26, 12:21*pm, Carl Dau > wrote:
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl


Just post up your home address, I'm sure someone will come help you!!
J.R.
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Old December 27th 08, 10:31 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
Nate Nagel[_2_]
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

Carl Dau wrote:
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl


won't work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePBvl_Q2oEA

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Old December 28th 08, 01:05 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
John J[_3_]
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Default Where to place a car bomb in a VW???

Carl Dau wrote:
\
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.


Forget the VW. Stick it up your ass and go home. That way it takes out
the whole nest -the way we take care of rats here.

What a pathetic troll, but at least the OP put himself on the terrorist
watch list with his post.

Ah, justice.
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Old December 28th 08, 02:22 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled,eunet.esprit
Refinish King[_2_]
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> wrote in message
...
On Dec 26, 1:21 pm, Carl Dau > wrote:
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl


I think you need to build yourself a rectum bomb.
It would blow the **** out of you.

My sentiment exactly!

Damn, I thought I was the only one who thought like that.

LOL

RK


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Old December 28th 08, 02:28 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled
Andy
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Adios mofo.

"Carl Dau" > wrote in message
...
> Hello!
>
> I'm an evil terrorist and I want to blow you up.For that purpose, I
> need to build a car bomb with my VW. Where can I place the bomb, so
> that I can cause maximum damage.
>
> Please help me and you will die more quickly,
>
> Terrorist Carl



 




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