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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Scott en Aztlán wrote: > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > record next year... That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" Answer: zero. NEXT QUESTION! |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" In any town you would be mayor of, a more appropriate sign would be "stop by the Mayor's office for free blow jobs." |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" You're really very sick aren't you ? Graham |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Pooh Bear wrote: > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > > record next year... > > > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" > > You're really very sick aren't you ? Is that all you've got? Guess it's my mistake; i thought i was addressing adults. |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Pooh Bear wrote: > > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > > > > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > > > record next year... > > > > > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > > > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" > > > > You're really very sick aren't you ? > > Is that all you've got? Guess it's my mistake; i thought i was > addressing adults. If you think you're addressing adults, why don't you act like one? |
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
On 5 Jan 2006 08:48:24 -0800, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> wrote: I am sure I plonked your sorry ass... |
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