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#1
January 5th 06, 04:48 PM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Scott en Aztlán wrote: > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > record next year... That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" 
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January 5th 06, 06:25 PM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" Answer: zero. NEXT QUESTION!
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January 5th 06, 10:37 PM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" In any town you would be mayor of, a more appropriate sign would be "stop by the Mayor's office for free blow jobs."
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January 6th 06, 01:31 AM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > record next year... > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" You're really very sick aren't you ? Graham
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#5
January 6th 06, 02:40 AM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Pooh Bear wrote: > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > > record next year... > > > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" > > You're really very sick aren't you ? Is that all you've got? Guess it's my mistake; i thought i was addressing adults.
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January 6th 06, 03:39 AM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > Pooh Bear wrote: > > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > > > > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > > > ...She'd probably put up a sign like this one: > > > > > > > > http://tinypic.com/jqq6b6.jpg > > > > > > > > And it appears the sign ain't lying, either - as we passed the sign > > > > (it's on the NB side of I-5 near Buttonwillow), a cop was writing a > > > > ticket to the driver of a white BMW. Guess they want to beat their > > > > record next year... > > > > > > That's a nice sign but a much better one would be something like > > > "Speeders - how many kids have you killed or maimed in the last year?" > > > > You're really very sick aren't you ? > > Is that all you've got? Guess it's my mistake; i thought i was > addressing adults. If you think you're addressing adults, why don't you act like one?
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#7
January 6th 06, 11:07 PM
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If Aunt Judy Were Mayor...
On 5 Jan 2006 08:48:24 -0800, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> wrote: I am sure I plonked your sorry ass...
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