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Old March 5th 09, 02:07 PM posted to alt.autos.corvette
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Default Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)

*RECALL NOTICE:*
The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling
all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect
in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as
S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear
the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
*Jesus,*
into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it
with:
*1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control*

*Please:*_
see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers'
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

*GOD*

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee-
mail'.*








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F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!
 




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