Yugo SS

How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4 seconds ?

"Tim Kett" > wrote in message
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> How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4
seconds ?

Try 1 kilo of C4.

"Tim Kett" ) writes:
> How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4 seconds ?

Put it in the nosecone of a missle from the former USSR?
Try www.alquaeda.com for prices on former Soviet missles.
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Tim Kett wrote:
> How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4 seconds ?
>

Drive it off a really high cliff!

On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 01:43:54 -0500, "Tim Kett"
> wrote:

>How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4 seconds ?
>

I use to drive a Yugo. I couldn't go 200 mph even dropped out of a
plane. :-P

later,

tom @ www.CarFleaMarket.com

wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 01:43:54 -0500, "Tim Kett"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>How can I soup-up my Yugo super-sport to go 200 MPH in less than 4 seconds ?
>>
>
>
> I use to drive a Yugo. I couldn't go 200 mph even dropped out of a
> plane. :-P

Hmm, sounds like an interesting project, "Determine the terminal
velocity of a yugo, both laden and un-laden."

Put a rocket on the end of it and see what happens.
-Justin

On 11 Dec 2004 23:42:46 -0800, "jushil" >
wrote:

>Put a rocket on the end of it and see what happens.
>-Justin

Considering how small the Yugo is, maybe only a bottle rocket would
suffice?

later,

tom @ www.URLBee.com

> wrote in message
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> On 11 Dec 2004 23:42:46 -0800, "jushil" >
> wrote:
>
>>Put a rocket on the end of it and see what happens.
>>-Justin
>
> Considering how small the Yugo is, maybe only a bottle rocket would
> suffice?
>
> later,
>
> tom @ www.URLBee.com


Just get the bottle, drink the contents; now who cares if the Yugo even
starts?

Ed