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On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote:
> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: > > > Ian Dalziel wrote: > > >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. > > > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of > > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety > > Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty > whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. |
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On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed:
> On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: >> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: >> >> > Ian Dalziel wrote: >> >> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. >> >> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of >> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety >> >> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty >> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) > > I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 > virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. Mike P |
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"Carl Rogers" > wrote
> <a bunch stupid crap once again proving his arrogance> Not that I care to visit your underwear skidmark of a web site but here's a reality that you probably are not aware of, you little prick. You may not have heard because you have your head so far up your ass but there are a lot of people unemployed right now and a lot of people facing financial hardship when it comes to meeting obligations and household expenses. And this is necessities like food, rent, clothes for the children and utilities. A lot of people can't afford the luxury of upgrading to the latest and greatest computer right now. A lot of people can barely afford internet service right now. Of course everyone would like to have the biggest/astest/best computer but there are more important, higher priority things that take that have to be addressed. Just because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesn't mean everyone else was. Not everyone has a sugar daddy to feed them unlimited amounts of money like you do. I suspect that if you had to live on the wages you actually are capable of earning you would be homeless in days if your web site is any indication. It's one big FAIL and, likely, so are you. So before you start casting aspersions on other people and their computer equipment by calling it crappy and saying they're living in the stone age I suggest you take your condescending attitude and stick it where the sun don't shine. EFF EWE ASS HOLE!!! |
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Mike P > writes:
>On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed: >> On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: >>> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: >>> >>> > Ian Dalziel wrote: >>> >>> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. >>> >>> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of >>> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety >>> >>> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty >>> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) >> >> I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 >> virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. >Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. There's also this picture of some of the 72 virgins that await them in the Afterlife: http://coolblue.typepad.com/the_cool..._with_guns.jpg Another possibility is the 72 virgins are 72 screaming babies with poopy diapers, and their job for all eternity is to change the diapers, when they finish with #72, it's time for #1 again... |
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On Oct 5, 1:04*pm, (Michael Moroney)
wrote: > Mike P > writes: > >On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed: > >> On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: > >>> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: > > >>> > Ian Dalziel wrote: > > >>> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. > > >>> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of > >>> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety > > >>> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty > >>> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) > > >> I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 > >> virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. > >Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. > > There's also this picture of some of the 72 virgins that await them in > the Afterlife: > > http://coolblue.typepad.com/the_cool..._with_guns.jpg > > Another possibility is the 72 virgins are 72 screaming babies with poopy > diapers, and their job for all eternity is to change the diapers, when > they finish with #72, it's time for #1 again...- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - I picture the guy arriving and finding 72 fag virgins waiting. Harry K |
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BrianW > writes:
>On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: >> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: >> >> > Ian Dalziel wrote: >> >> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. >> >> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of >> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety >> >> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty >> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) > >I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the >72 virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. From: http://www.flameout.org/flameout/virgins.html Luxenberg tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. We cannot go into the technical details of his methodology but it allows Luxenberg, to the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, to conjure away the wide-eyed houris promised to the faithful in suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Luxenberg's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offered, and not unsullied maidens or houris. |
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On 5 Oct 2009 19:10:53 GMT, Mike P put finger to keyboard and typed:
>On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed: > >> On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: >>> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: >>> >>> > Ian Dalziel wrote: >>> >>> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. >>> >>> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of >>> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety >>> >>> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty >>> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) >> >> I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 >> virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. > >Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ae2ba30f1/72-virgins Mark -- Blog: http://mark.goodge.co.uk Stuff: http://www.good-stuff.co.uk |
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On 5 Oct, 20:10, Mike P > wrote:
> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed: > > > On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: > >> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: > > >> > Ian Dalziel wrote: > > >> >> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. > > >> > I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of > >> > kill-people-for-the-virgins variety > > >> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty > >> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) > > > I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 > > virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. > > Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. True - and I don't think the Koran even specifies that the virgins will be female. |
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Michael Moroney wrote:
> Mike P > writes: > >> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:56:48 -0700, BrianW proclaimed: > >>> On 5 Oct, 18:57, Mike P > wrote: >>>> On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:26:57 -0500, Larry Sheldon proclaimed: >>>> >>>>> Ian Dalziel wrote: >>>>>> There's a difference? ****e is ****e. >>>>> I'm not much oa a fan of Islam, certainly not of >>>>> kill-people-for-the-virgins variety >>>> Me neither. What the hell would I do with 72 virgins? Give me 2 dirty >>>> whores any day, I'd have a far better time :-) >>> I've often wondered whether Allah is in fact having a laugh, and the 72 >>> virgins all look like Anne Widdecombe. > >> Or it could be 72 c++ programmers in woolly jumpers and jamjar specs.. > > There's also this picture of some of the 72 virgins that await them in > the Afterlife: > > http://coolblue.typepad.com/the_cool..._with_guns.jpg > Which then reminds me of this joke http://n2.nabble.com/These-are-Some-...td3520657.html -- "One thing I've learned after all this road Is that you don't know as much as you thought you know." --The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band |
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Funny you should mention that. I know lots of people who can scrounge
internet, but can't front the $ for a computer. I keep my eyes peeled out on the road: CRT's are a dime a dozen, and are generally serviceable unless they've been left out in the rain, and you can run a small Linux with as little as a pII and 128MB of RAM. It's not the greatest and best, but it'll do the basics. If someone says they need/want a computer I'll cobble something together and give them that. -- Otto Yamamoto 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Take a **** in it, serve it to the people that you hate.' |
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