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Old October 12th 09, 04:43 AM posted to rec.autos.driving,misc.transport.road,ba.transportation,uk.transport,soc.culture.colombia
Carl ROGÉRS
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Default Announcing Operation Truth In Advertising

Hi Viatologists:

Today the Worldwide Transportation Library (WWTL) announces the Truth
In Advertising initiative where in I, Carl Rogers, will present the
Worldwide Transportation Library (WWTL) for what it is: a useless
piece of **** website.

The first component of this initiative is to cease the use of the
nonsensical word, "viatology," which has no meaning what-so-ever in
any normal circles.

Second will be to portray the Worldwide Transportation Library for the
lame attempt of a road geeking site that is by:

1) Featuring crappy low-res JPEGS of something that may or may not be
related to the road in question and may not even have a glimpse of the
road,

2)announcing browser hijacking javascripting that will make your
computer do strange things,

3)lame gimmicks like re-sizing images in the browser or moving the
image within the browser with instructions in arcane pictographs
instead of the Queen's English,

4)****-poor attempts at panorama making while loudly announcing whose
software made the capture,

5)low quality videos featuring either lame narration by my self and/or
featuring me swinging and waving my arms like a total twit - that's
when I am not making a video where I am holding the camera while
driving and running red lights,

6)pathetic attempts to look spohisticated and worldly by using
babelfish translations when posting content not related to the US,

7)and featuring the hallmark of Worldwide Transportation Library
(WWTL) lameness, that being featuring images with a huge ugly
watermark that covers 10% or more of the image.

And, of course, there is still my pathetic attempt at going moble with
m.wwtl.info which no truly smart smartphone would dare download.

My relentless spamming of usenet newsgroups will continue though, as I
am a two-bit attention whore who just totally gets off on the insults
that I receive.

Cheers,

Carl Rogers
"Environment first, transportology second"
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Worldwide Transportation Library (WWTL):
http://wwtl.info
http://m.wwtl.info [Mobile]
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Complete coverage of international roads and railways.
Since 2000, we have offered several photographs, videos and
Virtual 360 captures -- to each viatologist & transportologist.
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