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Old May 18th 07, 05:19 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
XS11E[_1_]
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I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought
prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything
quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me
dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have
poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember
if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have
my driver's license."

Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-)

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Old May 18th 07, 08:14 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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Get that man a Miata !!!!

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" ya gotta let it out, Captain! " ( Jaime Brockett )





"XS11E" > wrote in message
.. .
>I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old!
> I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought
> prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything
> quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me
> dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have
> poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember
> if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have
> my driver's license."
>
> Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-)
>


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Old May 21st 07, 01:14 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
Chris D'Agnolo
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Get him a bicycle! Or better yet a Taxi!

Chris
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"Remove This" > wrote in message
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> Get that man a Miata !!!!
>
> --
> " ya gotta let it out, Captain! " ( Jaime Brockett )
>
>
>
>
>
> "XS11E" > wrote in message
> .. .
>>I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old!
>> I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought
>> prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything
>> quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me
>> dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have
>> poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember
>> if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have
>> my driver's license."
>>
>> Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-)
>>

>



 




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