Cash for Clunkers

Now I know how to get rid of the pristine 1972 Beetle! I'm gonna use it
as a Cash for Clunkers to get another cheap-ass vehicle that starts,
runs year around in Minnesota, does not whine, break down out of nowhere.

$4200 bucks! Why, thats about what I have into it!

(Don't shoot me yet. I'm keeping the '58 and the Bradley GTII-E)

--
John Boy

The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be below
18mpg. It must have been registered, insured, and supposedly your daily
driver for 3 full years prior to the purchase. The amount of credit you get
is two tiered and based off of the amount of gas mileage improvement. Also,
the purchased vehicle must be new.

I had the same idea.

--
DAN MEDINA
"John Stafford" > wrote in message
m...
>
> Now I know how to get rid of the pristine 1972 Beetle! I'm gonna use it as
> a Cash for Clunkers to get another cheap-ass vehicle that starts, runs
> year around in Minnesota, does not whine, break down out of nowhere.
>
> $4200 bucks! Why, thats about what I have into it!
>
> (Don't shoot me yet. I'm keeping the '58 and the Bradley GTII-E)
>
> --
> John Boy

In other words, if you had enough money to buy that big, expensive Hummer,
you get the rebate. Otherwise you're outa luck ...

"Funkie" > wrote in message
...
> The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be
> below 18mpg. It must have been registered, insured, and supposedly your
> daily driver for 3 full years prior to the purchase. The amount of credit
> you get is two tiered and based off of the amount of gas mileage
> improvement. Also, the purchased vehicle must be new.
>
> I had the same idea.
>
> --
> DAN MEDINA
> "John Stafford" > wrote in message
> m...
>>
>> Now I know how to get rid of the pristine 1972 Beetle! I'm gonna use it
>> as a Cash for Clunkers to get another cheap-ass vehicle that starts, runs
>> year around in Minnesota, does not whine, break down out of nowhere.
>>
>> $4200 bucks! Why, thats about what I have into it!
>>
>> (Don't shoot me yet. I'm keeping the '58 and the Bradley GTII-E)
>>
>> --
>> John Boy
>
>

Funkie wrote:
> The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be below
> 18mpg.


1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the fridge.

"John Stafford" > wrote in message
m...
> Funkie wrote:
>> The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be
>> below 18mpg.
>
>
> 1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the
> fridge.

and maybe time to buy new underwear!

On 2009-07-24, Joey Tribiani > wrote:
> "John Stafford" > wrote:
>>
>> 1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the
>> fridge.
>
> and maybe time to buy new underwear!

Meh. This pair is just starting to get comfortable.
--
roger ivie

"Roger Ivie" > wrote in message
...
> On 2009-07-24, Joey Tribiani > wrote:
>> "John Stafford" > wrote:
>>>
>>> 1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the
>>> fridge.
>>
>> and maybe time to buy new underwear!
>
> Meh. This pair is just starting to get comfortable.


yep, the fine line between "worn-in" and "worn-out" is very blury when it
comes to comfort...

You dont clean them, just turn them inside out
John

Joey Tribiani wrote:
> "John Stafford" > wrote in message
> m...
>> Funkie wrote:
>>> The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be
>>> below 18mpg.
>>
>> 1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the
>> fridge.
>
> and maybe time to buy new underwear!

It is discouraging to me to know that there are millions of men wearing
underwear with MY name in them. (Ya gotta shop at JC Pennys to get that
one.)

"John Stafford" > wrote in message
...
> Joey Tribiani wrote:
>> "John Stafford" > wrote in message
>> m...
>>> Funkie wrote:
>>>> The car you turn in must be 1982 or newer and the gas mileage must be
>>>> below 18mpg.
>>>
>>> 1982! That's not old. Which reminds me, it's 2009, time to clean the
>>> fridge.
>>
>> and maybe time to buy new underwear!
>
> It is discouraging to me to know that there are millions of men wearing
> underwear with MY name in them. (Ya gotta shop at JC Pennys to get that
> one.)

nah, we go to the john, we don't wear it!...(yeah, I know you mean the last
name...hahaha)