OT, But I Had to Share :)

> Scott en Aztlán said in rec.autos.driving:
> This dumbass bought a metal detector, set it to detect gold, and went
> out into his front yard. THe detector went off, so he started to dig.
> 60 (that's right, SIXTY) feet later, he has nothing to show for his
> efforts but a huge mound of dirt in his front yard.
>
> Dumbass still thinks there's gold down there. What's the range on a
> metal detector? A few inches?

Tell the knothead that I have a tropical island off the coast of
Nebraska that I'd like to sell him. ;-)

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