inadequacy of modern cars

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:19:18 GMT,
> , Scud jockey,
"Mike Painter" > got trolled:

>todd wrote:
>> United We Stand wrote:
>>> Modern cars inherit too much legacy from the early 20th century, and
>>> are absolutely inadequate for todays driving conditions.
>>>
>>> I'd like to buy a car that has:
>>>
>>> - One front seat in the middle (no shotgun)
>>> - One or two passanger seats in the back
>>> - 8 wheels instead of 4: dual wheels everywhere. They can save your
>>> life in case of a blowout.
>>> - There should be real railroad rails mounted around the perimeter
>>> - No hood. I'm safer for others if they can hear me.
>>> - Airbags everywhere.
>>> - Front and back battering rams / towing hooks.
>>> - Diesel engine for power and economy
>>> - Red white and blue paint everywhere
>>> - Big flagpost and a Jesus fish in the back (I get Karma from Jesus
>>> for spreading his word)
>>>
>>> Does anyone know where I can buy or order a car like this?
>>>
>> Maybe from that big Packard dealership in the sky, along with the
>> pie, when you die?
>Years ago one of the sports car magazines featured a pickup that had many of
>those features. It was designed to go out and punish the SOB who dented your
>sports car.
>

Sounds good as long as the exhaust is routed into the cab.
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