inadequacy of modern cars

"United We Stand" > wrote in message
...
> Modern cars inherit too much legacy from the early 20th century, and are
> absolutely inadequate for todays driving conditions.
>
> I'd like to buy a car that has:
>
> - One front seat in the middle (no shotgun)
> - One or two passanger seats in the back
> - 8 wheels instead of 4: dual wheels everywhere. They can save your life
in
> case of a blowout.
> - There should be real railroad rails mounted around the perimeter
> - No hood. I'm safer for others if they can hear me.
> - Airbags everywhere.
> - Front and back battering rams / towing hooks.
> - Diesel engine for power and economy
> - Red white and blue paint everywhere
> - Big flagpost and a Jesus fish in the back (I get Karma from Jesus for
> spreading his word)
>
> Does anyone know where I can buy or order a car like this?

Not on alt.atheism.

Around 2/18/2005 5:44 PM, United We Stand wrote:

> I'd like to buy a car that has:
>
> - One front seat in the middle (no shotgun)
> - One or two passanger seats in the back

A McLaren F1 will take care of these first two items. The rest you'll
have to do (or have done) yourself.


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