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Old March 26th 05, 04:57 PM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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Default LLBs - The saints of our highways

These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.

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Old March 26th 05, 05:43 PM
US 71
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"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
> our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
> exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.
>


WTF is LLB?


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Old March 26th 05, 06:40 PM
Archibald Q. Leachington
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:43:42 GMT, in misc.transport.road "US 71"
> wrote:

>
>"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
roups.com...
>> These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
>> our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
>> exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.
>>

>
>WTF is LLB?
>


Left Lane Blocker.



"I don't look at myself as a basketball coach;
I look at myself as a leader who happens to coach
basketball."--Coach K.
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Old March 26th 05, 07:47 PM
Rich Piehl
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
> our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
> exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.
>


And violate laws like "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" and "SLOWER TRAFFIC
KEEP RIGHT"

Not to mention in some states being a LLB is a direct violation of law
and subject to a citation. Are you going to pay for those? Are you
going to pay for the increased insurance costs because someone's rates
go up because they've accumulated a bunch of moving violations by
following your plan? I'll bet not.

And, above all, a true Christian would be courteous. Being a LLB is not
courteous.

And speaking of courtesy...if you're going to try to invoke some
convoluted quasi-religious political action the least you could do would
be to have the respect to capitalize the word "Christian."

Next time use your head before you use your keyboard.

Take care,
Rich

God bless the USA

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Old March 26th 05, 09:19 PM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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US 71 wrote:
> "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in

message
> oups.com...
> > These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders

on
> > our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left

lane at
> > exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.
> >

>
> WTF is LLB?


Hey stupid. Even if you didn't know, you should have figured it out.

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Old March 26th 05, 09:21 PM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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Rich Piehl wrote:
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders

on
> > our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left

lane at
> > exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.
> >

>
> And violate laws like "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" and "SLOWER TRAFFIC


> KEEP RIGHT"
>
> Not to mention in some states being a LLB is a direct violation of

law
> and subject to a citation. Are you going to pay for those? Are you
> going to pay for the increased insurance costs because someone's

rates
> go up because they've accumulated a bunch of moving violations by
> following your plan? I'll bet not.


Hey stupid. Saving lives is NOT against the law.

<PLONK>

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Old March 26th 05, 09:53 PM
Rich Piehl
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:

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> Hey stupid.


How to win friends and influence people

Saving lives is NOT against the law.

Never said it was. I said the means by which you propose to do it is.

By your logic blowing up every car in the country, so long as it was
unoccupied, would be just fine.
>
> <PLONK>
>


I seriously doubt that you PLONKED me.

Take care,
Rich

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Old March 26th 05, 10:04 PM
OGT '92
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TV's Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
> our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
> exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.


I'm atheist. So that means I can run LLB's off the road.

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Old March 26th 05, 10:38 PM
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"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
oups.com...


You are increasing the death rate if you do not go with the speed of the
flow of traffic at the time. If the flow of traffic is going over the speed
limit and you go at the speed limit, you will increase the accident and
death rate.

Impeding traffic by going slower in the left lane, is against the law in
California and probably other states.


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Old March 26th 05, 11:32 PM
DTJ
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:04:51 -0600, "OGT '92" >
wrote:

>TV's Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>> These people are doing their part to slow down the deadly speeders on
>> our highways. If you're a true christian, then sit in that left lane at
>> exactly the speed limit and help stop the killing and maiming.

>
>I'm atheist. So that means I can run LLB's off the road.


I'm a Christian and I do every day. I really don't know what dumbduck
meant when it said christian though.
 




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