fat americans use more gas

oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
lbs just to drive it.

"sbright" > wrote in message
...
> Maybe they shouldn't run the A/C on the airplanes or cars either for that
> matter. Just think of how much gas would be saved!!

In article > ,
Diode > wrote:

> I think that plane tickets should be sold by the pound...you pay what
> you weigh, sort of. That would be the fairest way for everybody. Of
> course I'm saying this because I just lost 40 pounds. It would make
> shopping for airline tickets much easier too. It would be like going to
> the butcher. "Let's see, American wants $4.99 a pound to Cleveland and
> Southwest only wants $4.50 a pound.". See what I mean )

You know, that really has some merit. I like it.
Here's waving to ya - \||||

Owen
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In article > ,
Diode > wrote:

> I think that plane tickets should be sold by the pound...you pay what
> you weigh, sort of. That would be the fairest way for everybody. Of
> course I'm saying this because I just lost 40 pounds. It would make
> shopping for airline tickets much easier too. It would be like going to
> the butcher. "Let's see, American wants $4.99 a pound to Cleveland and
> Southwest only wants $4.50 a pound.". See what I mean )

You know, that really has some merit. I like it.
Here's waving to ya - \||||

Owen
___

'67BB & '72BB
___

"To know the world intimately is the beginning of caring."
-- Ann Hayman Zwinger

Dave wrote:

> oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
> people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
> mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
> become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
> wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
> movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
> place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
> isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
> lbs just to drive it.

Greg, is that you?

> "sbright" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>Maybe they shouldn't run the A/C on the airplanes or cars either for that
>>matter. Just think of how much gas would be saved!!
>
>
>

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"America has spoken. The rest of the world should listen," - Tony Blair.

Dave wrote:

> oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
> people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
> mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
> become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
> wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
> movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
> place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
> isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
> lbs just to drive it.

Greg, is that you?

> "sbright" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>Maybe they shouldn't run the A/C on the airplanes or cars either for that
>>matter. Just think of how much gas would be saved!!
>
>
>

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"America has spoken. The rest of the world should listen," - Tony Blair.

America the Beautiful wrote:

> Dave wrote:
>
> > oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
> > people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
> > mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
> > become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
> > wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
> > movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
> > place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
> > isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
> > lbs just to drive it.
>
> Greg, is that you?

No. But it must give you hope for the future if someone 420lb can drive a Corvette
- how much do you need to lose?

America the Beautiful wrote:

> Dave wrote:
>
> > oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
> > people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
> > mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
> > become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
> > wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
> > movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
> > place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
> > isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
> > lbs just to drive it.
>
> Greg, is that you?

No. But it must give you hope for the future if someone 420lb can drive a Corvette
- how much do you need to lose?

Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> America the Beautiful wrote:
>
>
>>Dave wrote:
>>
>>
>>>oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
>>>people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
>>>mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
>>>become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
>>>wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
>>>movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
>>>place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
>>>isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
>>>lbs just to drive it.
>>
>>Greg, is that you?
>
>
> No. But it must give you hope for the future if someone 420lb can drive a Corvette
> - how much do you need to lose?

You want to gamble me for the Vette?

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"America has spoken. The rest of the world should listen," - Tony Blair.

Gregory Procter wrote:

>
> America the Beautiful wrote:
>
>
>>Dave wrote:
>>
>>
>>>oh that is just what I want to do. ride in a plane with 150 sweaty fat
>>>people. me included. yeah, I had always wondered how much better gas
>>>mileage I would get if I slimmed from my 420 to say 200. driving my '75 has
>>>become a chore. hoark self in, slobber down just to fit behind the steering
>>>wheel, breathe heavily because the bottom of the wheel is cutting off
>>>movement of my diaphragm, window always down because my fat gives my arm no
>>>place to rest, our vettes surely aren't made for fat people. Hell, my vette
>>>isn't the worst vehicle. I have a ****vey S10.. I swear you have to be 115
>>>lbs just to drive it.
>>
>>Greg, is that you?
>
>
> No. But it must give you hope for the future if someone 420lb can drive a Corvette
> - how much do you need to lose?

You want to gamble me for the Vette?

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"America has spoken. The rest of the world should listen," - Tony Blair.

America the Beautiful spoke thusly:


> You want to gamble me for the Vette?
>

Chris:

Where on Long Island? I'm in Smithtown...

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Shut up, Dave.

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