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Cheerful thought!
I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license." Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-) |
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Cheerful thought!
Get that man a Miata !!!!
-- " ya gotta let it out, Captain! " ( Jaime Brockett ) "XS11E" > wrote in message .. . >I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old! > I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought > prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything > quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me > dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have > poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember > if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have > my driver's license." > > Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-) > |
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Cheerful thought!
Get him a bicycle! Or better yet a Taxi!
Chris 99BBB "Remove This" > wrote in message news:3Wm3i.29$ix.20@trndny01... > Get that man a Miata !!!! > > -- > " ya gotta let it out, Captain! " ( Jaime Brockett ) > > > > > > "XS11E" > wrote in message > .. . >>I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, he said, "I've sure gotten old! >> I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought >> prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything >> quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me >> dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have >> poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember >> if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have >> my driver's license." >> >> Think about that, next time you hit the street! ;-) >> > |
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