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What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?



 
 
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Old June 24th 07, 08:31 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
Jeff[_3_]
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in yourcar ?

Hachiroku ハチ*ク wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>
>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have
>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or
>> slow in your car (or in their car) ?

>
>
> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>
> Does that count?


What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.

jeff
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Old June 24th 07, 09:08 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:31:24 GMT, Jeff >
wrote:

>Hachiroku ???? wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>>
>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have
>>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or
>>> slow in your car (or in their car) ?

>>
>>
>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>
>> Does that count?

>
>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.


Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
--
Dan.
  #13  
Old June 24th 07, 09:21 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in yourcar ?

Dean Dark wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:31:24 GMT, Jeff >
> wrote:
>
>> Hachiroku ???? wrote:
>>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>>>
>>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have
>>>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or
>>>> slow in your car (or in their car) ?
>>>
>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>
>>> Does that count?

>> What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.

>
> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?


Try looking it up at www.google.com.

Jeff

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Old June 24th 07, 10:01 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in yourcar ?

Michael Pardee wrote:

> That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just
> before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"



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Old June 24th 07, 10:17 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

To the naked eye or CSI style?

On Jun 24, 3:33 am, Rob > wrote:
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?



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Old June 24th 07, 10:19 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:31:24 +0000, Jeff wrote:

> Hachiroku ハチ*ク wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>>
>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
>>> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?

>>
>>
>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>
>> Does that count?

>
> What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.
>
> jeff



I was *trying* to exhibit a sense of couth about it, Jeff!

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Old June 24th 07, 10:23 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:08:26 -0400, Dean Dark wrote:

> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:31:24 GMT, Jeff > wrote:
>
>>Hachiroku ???? wrote:
>>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:40 -0700, Rob wrote:
>>>
>>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
>>>> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
>>>
>>>
>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>
>>> Does that count?

>>
>>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.

>
> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?



Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
also a Submarine.

And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
from the factory!

http://www.chrisabraham.com/08_lotus...it_f34_430.jpg

http://www.km77.com/marcas/lotus/gra/espiritV8.jpg

(yup...those are Genuine Toyota Corolla taillights on the back end of a
$55,000 car...

Also, the door handles are straight off the Supra, and the car is littered
with Toyota parts. See, the Brit's know how to USE their affiliations with
the Japanese!)


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Old June 24th 07, 10:25 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:28:03 -0700, Michael Pardee wrote:

> "Vanguard" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy
>> stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah
>> SSHHII... BLAM!).
>>

> That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words
> just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"



^^^^^^^^^

Laffer of the day!

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Old June 24th 07, 10:58 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? >
wrote:

>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.
>>>>
>>>> Does that count?
>>>
>>>What sh!t? I heard of **** before, but not sh!t.

>>
>> Never mind the ****, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?

>
>Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
>also a Submarine.
>
>And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
>from the factory!


Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'
heads.

OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
Can anyone show me a picture of one?
--
Dan.
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Old June 24th 07, 11:00 PM posted to alt.autos.bmw,alt.autos.volvo,alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.ford,alt.autos.subaru
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Default What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:58:26 -0400, Dean Dark
> wrote:

>
>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
>Can anyone show me a picture of one?



What year?

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