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I Love Cutting Off Soccer Moms
Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln
Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without using a turn signal. Sometimes I get a reaction out of the dumb bitch, but most of the time she's too oblivious to anything going on in the world around her. I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos who deserve to rot in hell. For instance, I'll never let one merge in front of me. Even if the whore waves to me, gesturing to see if it's OK to let her pass, I just smile and pull up. Or the best is when they get all huffy and try to tailgate me. I can lose them so quickly in turns it's not even funny. If the stupid biatch actually tried to keep up with me in the turns, she'd flip her POS SUV over, haha. I love it. ---Mack |
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I Love Cutting Off Soccer Moms
> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln
> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without > using a turn signal. Most assholes do. |
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Mack North wrote:
><snip> > > I love it. > > ---Mack While you're at it, you should mount a **** cannon to the front and back of your car. They're a bit of a pain in the arse to reload, but the entertainment value is well worth it. |
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On Fri, 18 Nov 2005, Sir Lex wrote:
> While you're at it, you should mount a **** cannon to the front and back > of your car. They're a bit of a pain in the arse to reload Not if you've got an RV. |
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Mack North wrote: > Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln > Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without > using a turn signal. Good thing you only pick on girls. Try that **** on me and you'll be sorry. > I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos > who deserve to rot in hell. You *do* know that a Smartass© outranks a mere asshole (even a "big" one) like you, don't you? > Or the best is when > they get all huffy and try to tailgate me. I can lose them so quickly > in turns it's not even funny. You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of someone who knows how to drive. You're also overlooking that some certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don't want to drive the BMW in snow and salt - and we can even configure our brain cells (or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and the car you drive. Not that we'd necessarily report you to authorities. Oh no. We just might want to carry a grudge or get even. You know how payback can be a BITCH. -- C.R. Krieger (Not sayin' I am; not sayin' I ain't.) |
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"Mack North" > wrote in message ... > Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln > Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without > using a turn signal. > > Sometimes I get a reaction out of the dumb bitch, but most of the time > she's too oblivious to anything going on in the world around her. > > I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos > who deserve to rot in hell. For instance, I'll never let one merge in > front of me. Even if the whore waves to me, gesturing to see if it's > OK to let her pass, I just smile and pull up. Or the best is when > they get all huffy and try to tailgate me. I can lose them so quickly > in turns it's not even funny. If the stupid biatch actually tried to > keep up with me in the turns, she'd flip her POS SUV over, haha. > > I love it. > > ---Mack this is exactly why my wife carries a snub nose .38 in her mini van. Try it on her and see what happens. |
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On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:30:42 -0600, "Dan J.S." > wrote:
> >"Mack North" > wrote in message .. . >> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln >> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without >> using a turn signal. >> >> Sometimes I get a reaction out of the dumb bitch, but most of the time >> she's too oblivious to anything going on in the world around her. >> >> I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos >> who deserve to rot in hell. For instance, I'll never let one merge in >> front of me. Even if the whore waves to me, gesturing to see if it's >> OK to let her pass, I just smile and pull up. Or the best is when >> they get all huffy and try to tailgate me. I can lose them so quickly >> in turns it's not even funny. If the stupid biatch actually tried to >> keep up with me in the turns, she'd flip her POS SUV over, haha. >> >> I love it. >> >> ---Mack > >this is exactly why my wife carries a snub nose .38 in her mini van. Try it >on her and see what happens. Yawn, women can't aim. ---Mack |
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On 18 Nov 2005 12:26:16 -0800, "Motorhead Lawyer" >
wrote: > >Mack North wrote: >> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln >> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without >> using a turn signal. > >Good thing you only pick on girls. Try that **** on me and you'll be >sorry. What are you gonna do, ram me? Of course not. Your little bald head will become red with road rage and you will tailgate my ass for a few seconds before I leave you in the dust. >> I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos >> who deserve to rot in hell. > >You *do* know that a Smartass© outranks a mere asshole (even a "big" >one) like you, don't you? > >> Or the best is when >> they get all huffy and try to tailgate me. I can lose them so quickly >> in turns it's not even funny. > >You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of >someone who knows how to drive. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. > You're also overlooking that some >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don't want to drive >the BMW in snow and salt - and we can even configure our brain cells >(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and >the car you drive. Your Beemer can't handle snow and salt? I guess BMWs are much bigger pieces of **** than I thought they were. > Not that we'd necessarily report you to >authorities. Oh no. We just might want to carry a grudge or get even. > You know how payback can be a BITCH. I have never had a single bitch in an SUV get even with me. I always got ahead in traffic. I love it. ---Mack |
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> >You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of > >someone who knows how to drive. If you're dumb enough to buy one of those, then you probably don't know how to drive. A Jeep can barely elude a John Deere tractor. They are American-made pieces of ****. > > You're also overlooking that some > >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don't want to drive > >the BMW in snow and salt - and we can even configure our brain cells > >(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and > >the car you drive. > > Your Beemer can't handle snow and salt? I guess BMWs are much bigger > pieces of **** than I thought they were. Spoken like someone who cannot afford to drive one. |
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On 21 Nov 2005 16:10:49 -0800, "rst" > was
understood to have stated the following: > >> >You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of >> >someone who knows how to drive. > >If you're dumb enough to buy one of those, then you probably don't know >how to drive. >A Jeep can barely elude a John Deere tractor. They are American-made >pieces of ****. > >> > You're also overlooking that some >> >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don't want to drive >> >the BMW in snow and salt - and we can even configure our brain cells >> >(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and >> >the car you drive. >> >> Your Beemer can't handle snow and salt? I guess BMWs are much bigger >> pieces of **** than I thought they were. > >Spoken like someone who cannot afford to drive one. Too freakin' funny. I live in upstate SC, not far from the BMW manufacturing facility in Greer. About the time construction on the Bubba Makes Wheels plant was completed, I took a development position with a textile firm down the road. After a year or two at the textile firm, the system myself and my coworker developed reached maturity, and the firm's business and staff began to explode. As a result, the owner decided he needed to hire someone to help him run the business, and he looked to a friend and colleague of his to do this. As it turned out, his friend was native to, and still resided in Germany. He brought his assistant to the US and he began to work for our firm. On numerous occasions his assistant and I spent time in the break area, and we had rather enjoyable times poking fun at each other's cultures. We also had some more serious conversations, including one in which he asked my advice on which school district he should move in to. Another such conversation came about when he started looking for a vehicle to purchase. Considering his strong national ties to his home land, the fact he had some money, and that he lived right down the street from a BMW manufacturing facility, I suggested he pick up a beamer. His immediate response, made more humorous because of his thick german accent: "Cheap german crap." What did he end up purchasing? A Grand Cherokee, and after a few months he purchased another for his wife. -- "Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend" brags of it's homosexuallity: the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie. : http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...1dd649fb?hl=en Joshua Calvert > demonstrates his lack of understanding of the terms "sarcasm", "irony", and "hypocrisy": Poor rightard, forced to whine about an 40 year old event. Message-ID: > |
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