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  #111  
Old January 25th 08, 03:12 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Tony Harding
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Tegger wrote:
> Tony Harding > wrote in
> :
>
>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot dogs
>> out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!

>
> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy near
> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force the
> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless you
> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel sticks
> though...


Yeah, but your car is from *last* century - I believe we're discussing
Honda's contemporary models.

<vbg>

> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put hot
> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich yet
> (or at least our lawyers can)...


Right, as usual, Tegger.
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  #112  
Old January 25th 08, 03:13 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Tony Harding
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Dave L wrote:
> "Tegger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>
>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot dogs
>>> out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!

>>
>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy near
>> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force the
>> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless you
>> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel sticks
>> though...
>>
>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put hot
>> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich yet
>> (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>
>> --
>> Tegger
>>
>> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
>> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/

>
> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?


As another poster noted, you can squeeze in most anything if you first
run it thru the blender.
  #113  
Old January 25th 08, 02:46 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Pszemol
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

"Tegger" > wrote in message ...
> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy near
> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force the
> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless you
> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel sticks
> though...


In 2004 accord there is nothing there...
Just the dipstick hanging from the bottle cap.

> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put hot
> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich yet
> (or at least our lawyers can)...


Good one, Tegger! The coffe was too hot joke was all over the Europe
one time and everybody was laughing hard at american law system...

Pszemol

p.s. 6F today in Chicago area! That is ass freezing -14'C!
And I had hopes to look at my car this weekend... good luck with this idea :-)
What happened to this global warming???
  #114  
Old January 26th 08, 07:58 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Dave L
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container


"Tegger" > wrote in message
...
> "Dave L" > wrote in
> :
>
>>
>> "Tegger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot
>>>> dogs out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!
>>>
>>>
>>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy
>>> near the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really
>>> force the dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force
>>> them unless you meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily
>>> admit pretzel sticks though...
>>>
>>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put
>>> hot dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get
>>> rich yet (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?
>>
>>
>>

>
>
> Only if you're a Mozart fan.
>
>


LOL!


  #115  
Old January 26th 08, 08:00 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Dave L
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container


"Tony Harding" > wrote in message
...
> Dave L wrote:
>> "Tegger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>
>>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot dogs
>>>> out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!
>>>
>>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy
>>> near
>>> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force the
>>> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless you
>>> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel
>>> sticks
>>> though...
>>>
>>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put hot
>>> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich
>>> yet
>>> (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>>
>>> --
>>> Tegger
>>>
>>> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
>>> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/

>>
>> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?

>
> As another poster noted, you can squeeze in most anything if you first run
> it thru the blender.


Yeah - that was ME!


  #116  
Old January 26th 08, 03:46 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Matt Ion
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Dave L wrote:
> "Tegger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Dave L" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> Now, if we start jamming these hot dogs into the Accord
>>> washer fluid reservoir, how many can fit? Just trying to keep on
>>> topic. LOL
>>>

>>
>> Hey, another Guinness Book of World Records entry! Who wants to do it?
>>
>>
>> --
>> Tegger
>>
>> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
>> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/

>
>
> Put 'em in a blender or food processor, and you can jam more in ;-)


Hot-dog jam?? EEEEWWwwwww!
  #117  
Old January 26th 08, 03:47 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Matt Ion
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Tegger wrote:
> "Dave L" > wrote in
> :
>
>> "Tegger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>
>>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot
>>>> dogs out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!
>>>
>>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy
>>> near the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really
>>> force the dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force
>>> them unless you meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily
>>> admit pretzel sticks though...
>>>
>>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put
>>> hot dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get
>>> rich yet (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>>
>>>
>>>

>> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?
>>
>>
>>

>
>
> Only if you're a Mozart fan.


Rock me, Amadeus!
  #118  
Old January 26th 08, 03:48 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Matt Ion
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Dave L wrote:
> "Tony Harding" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Dave L wrote:
>>> "Tegger" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot dogs
>>>>> out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!
>>>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy
>>>> near
>>>> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force the
>>>> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless you
>>>> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel
>>>> sticks
>>>> though...
>>>>
>>>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put hot
>>>> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich
>>>> yet
>>>> (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Tegger
>>>>
>>>> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
>>>> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/
>>> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?

>> As another poster noted, you can squeeze in most anything if you first run
>> it thru the blender.

>
> Yeah - that was ME!


Maybe we should pass this on to the guys www.willitblend.com

I wonder if they've even tried blending a Honda?
  #119  
Old January 26th 08, 03:50 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Matt Ion
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Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container

Pszemol wrote:
> "Matt Ion" > wrote in message
> news:AhEkj.50699$wx.4225@pd7urf1no...
>> If it is, nearly ever auto manufacturer for the past 80 years or so
>> (or at least since the windshield-washer was invented) is guilty of
>> it. It's certainly not unique to the '04 Accord, or any Accord, or any
>> Honda, or any Japanese car, for that matter.

>
> Well, I have not made statistic study on the reservoir size
> in cars :-) What I know is my old 95 camry had the reservoid
> big enough to make washer fluid maintenance a very rare event.


Yeah, I think my old '82 Subaru's washer tank was about the same
capacity as its gas tank...
  #120  
Old January 27th 08, 05:50 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.honda
Dave L
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Posts: 89
Default Accord coupe - washer fluid container


"Matt Ion" > wrote in message
news:zDImj.11525$4w.3569@pd7urf2no...
> Dave L wrote:
>> "Tony Harding" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Dave L wrote:
>>>> "Tegger" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Tony Harding > wrote in
>>>>> :
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uh, oh, another Honda design flaw - there's no filter to keep hot
>>>>>> dogs
>>>>>> out of the windshield washer reservoir, the slimy weasels!
>>>>> No, you're wrong! At least on my car they put this "X" shaped thingy
>>>>> near
>>>>> the top like in your bathroom sink drain. You'd have to really force
>>>>> the
>>>>> dogs to get them through the "X". And you wouldn't force them unless
>>>>> you
>>>>> meant to do it. The holes /are/ big enough to easily admit pretzel
>>>>> sticks
>>>>> though...
>>>>>
>>>>> Come to think of it, has Honda ever /specifically/ said /not/ to put
>>>>> hot
>>>>> dogs and pretzel sticks in the washer reservoir? Maybe we can get rich
>>>>> yet
>>>>> (or at least our lawyers can)...
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Tegger
>>>>>
>>>>> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
>>>>> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/
>>>> If not a hot dog, can you squeeze in Vienna sausages?
>>> As another poster noted, you can squeeze in most anything if you first
>>> run it thru the blender.

>>
>> Yeah - that was ME!

>
> Maybe we should pass this on to the guys www.willitblend.com
>
> I wonder if they've even tried blending a Honda?


There're not gonna use mine unless they give me a new replacement!


 




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