Small men Drive BIG Trucks

Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
truck.
Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a
bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.
Stupid short men, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the
size of the fight in the dog.
Throw away your stupid big trucks and get yourself a sensible vehicle.
Anyway, here's the article.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...refer_big.html

New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One's Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of
Genitalia

By Jenny Corvette, published Apr 01, 2008
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A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded
that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller
genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. The
study, conducted on 350 males nationwide, lasted for three months. For
the purpose of the study, the national average genitalia scaled in at
5 1/2 inches. Those men who measured less than the 5 1/2 inch mark
were twice as likely to drive a Hummer, and five times as likely to
drive a four wheel drive truck or oversized car while those men
measuring 5 1/2 inches or above tended to prefer small to mid-sized
vehicles, including hybrids and rice burners.

The study has caused quite a stir among frat clubs, stag bars,
congress, and every other male dominated boys club in our current
society. The study's conclusions have been criticized and disputed for
a number of reasons, including allegations that the room where
measuring took place was kept at a cooler temperature for those who
drive big automobiles. The study also didn't verify the size of the
men's genitalia before research began, leading some to believe that
many men initially exaggerated on their questionaires about their own
size. And some self professed 9 inchers claim that the researchers
measuring them were reading the tape upside down, thereby robbing them
of three inches of very important manhood.

The study's conclusions has its supporters as well, including most
feminists, environmentalists, and ex-girlfriends of the men involved
in the study. One of the latter summed up her ex boyfriend with the
comment, "Obviously he drives a Hummer because he can't get one at
home."

Scientests involved in the study believe that smaller sized men see
their large automobiles as an extension of their penis rather than as
compensation for a small penis. In the control group questionaires,
some smaller sized men even commented that both their penis and
vehicle shared the same nickname.

"Sal" > wrote in message
...
> Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's
> better
> to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
> truck.
> Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
> Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
> and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer,
> a
> bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.

Nope, I get along fine with my crank Victrola, why waste my money on
junk made in other countries? I certainly don't need to sound big if
that's what your need is, but somebody read that to you as a bed time
story, didn't they.

Now fess up, are you Dave's aborted son?

So where does that put Corvette drivers? They are small cars with BIG
engines.

Mark
86 Vette

"Sal" > wrote in message
...
> Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
> to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
> truck.
> Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
> Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
> and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a
> bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.
> Stupid short men, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the
> size of the fight in the dog.
> Throw away your stupid big trucks and get yourself a sensible vehicle.
> Anyway, here's the article.
>
>
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...s_small_men_pr
efer_big.html
>
> New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
> The Size of One's Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of
> Genitalia
>
> By Jenny Corvette, published Apr 01, 2008
> Published Content: 51 Total Views: 88,425 Favorited By: 34 CPs
> Contact Subscribe Add to Favorites
> Rating: 4.3 of 512345 Font Font
> A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded
> that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller
> genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. The
> study, conducted on 350 males nationwide, lasted for three months. For
> the purpose of the study, the national average genitalia scaled in at
> 5 1/2 inches. Those men who measured less than the 5 1/2 inch mark
> were twice as likely to drive a Hummer, and five times as likely to
> drive a four wheel drive truck or oversized car while those men
> measuring 5 1/2 inches or above tended to prefer small to mid-sized
> vehicles, including hybrids and rice burners.
>
> The study has caused quite a stir among frat clubs, stag bars,
> congress, and every other male dominated boys club in our current
> society. The study's conclusions have been criticized and disputed for
> a number of reasons, including allegations that the room where
> measuring took place was kept at a cooler temperature for those who
> drive big automobiles. The study also didn't verify the size of the
> men's genitalia before research began, leading some to believe that
> many men initially exaggerated on their questionaires about their own
> size. And some self professed 9 inchers claim that the researchers
> measuring them were reading the tape upside down, thereby robbing them
> of three inches of very important manhood.
>
> The study's conclusions has its supporters as well, including most
> feminists, environmentalists, and ex-girlfriends of the men involved
> in the study. One of the latter summed up her ex boyfriend with the
> comment, "Obviously he drives a Hummer because he can't get one at
> home."
>
> Scientests involved in the study believe that smaller sized men see
> their large automobiles as an extension of their penis rather than as
> compensation for a small penis. In the control group questionaires,
> some smaller sized men even commented that both their penis and
> vehicle shared the same nickname.

On Mon, 7 Jul 2008 18:33:16 -0700 (PDT), Sal
> wrote:

>Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
>to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
>truck.

Why waste so much time posting lame trolls just because you're a
clueless ****wit?

"Dad" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Sal" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
>> to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
>> truck.
>> Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
>> Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
>> and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a
>> bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.
>
> Nope, I get along fine with my crank Victrola, why waste my money on junk
> made in other countries? I certainly don't need to sound big if that's
> what your need is, but somebody read that to you as a bed time story,
> didn't they.
>
> Now fess up, are you Dave's aborted son?

Several recent studies have proven that men with:

"Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp and
Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a bunch of
nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc."

have no penis at all.

AJM

Sal turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:

> Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
> to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
> truck.

LOL!

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Dad wrote:

>
> "Sal" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
>> to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
>> truck.
>> Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
>> Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
>> and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a
>> bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.
>
>
> Nope, I get along fine with my crank Victrola, why waste my money on
> junk made in other countries? I certainly don't need to sound big if
> that's what your need is, but somebody read that to you as a bed time
> story, didn't they.
>
> Now fess up, are you Dave's aborted son?


Of use your wits and finagle and cobble a kick ass system
out of other's components.

Presenting the....... "Cletus 2000" HAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~ricseyler...2000/index.htm

I built it out of other people's stuff. And a shopping
at Parts Express.

Just snagged an Arcam CD73 Audiophile CD player
off of Craig's List (Not shown on the Cletus website yet) for a
giant bargain!! From a rich guy that went HDMI & BluRay.

Cletus has evolved into a very very good sounding system for
just being a hobby project after tweaking and tweaking every
setting and placement of speakers, with a spectrum analyzer & SPL meter.
With 4 12's up front it Thumps! Without ANY muddiness. And the
Morel Silk Dome Tweeters/Morel Mids are sooooo sweet.

Got my eye on a Rotel 5 Channel (140w per) amp on Craig's list.
The Denon has preamp out on it so I could bypass the receiver's
amp and go with the extra clean Rotel power. (The guy is only
asking 200 bucks). Another rich dude wanting HDMI convenience.

My Penile Companion is satisfied, HAHAHAHAHA!!

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Online Racing: RicSeyler
GPL Handicap 6.35

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"Ric Seyler" > wrote in message
...

Make sure that thing is plugged in nice and tight, Bertha is coming to
get it....... A big blow job from Bertha, just what you needed.

Dad wrote:

>
> "Ric Seyler" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> Make sure that thing is plugged in nice and tight, Bertha is coming to
> get it....... A big blow job from Bertha, just what you needed.

Oh Geeze! I hope not!
The projections have it going north into the Atlantic
or a lesser chance to the East Coast. It doesn't look like it's
gonna sneak past the Keys, into the Gulf.... <crosses fingers>
My freaking Hurricane insurance deductible is 3 grand...

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Online Racing: RicSeyler
GPL Handicap 6.35

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"Ric Seyler" > wrote in message
...
> Dad wrote:
>
>>
>> "Ric Seyler" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>> Make sure that thing is plugged in nice and tight, Bertha is coming
>> to get it....... A big blow job from Bertha, just what you needed.
>
> Oh Geeze! I hope not!
> The projections have it going north into the Atlantic
> or a lesser chance to the East Coast. It doesn't look like it's
> gonna sneak past the Keys, into the Gulf.... <crosses fingers>
> My freaking Hurricane insurance deductible is 3 grand...
>
Whoa doggies, that's would take your whole house and your car.

But, she does look like she will miss you and her need to climax has
wained....

I have no idea how far she might be effecting weather but right now
we're getting about an inch of rain a minute. Still have some high
water from the last storm.