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On Nov 11, 7:50*am, " > wrote:
> On Nov 10, 3:55 pm, Shag > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Nov 9, 5:16 pm, "Joey Tribiani" > wrote:
>
> > > "Leopold Stotch" > wrote in message
>
> > >news:9DIRk.372247$TT4.113933@attbi_s22...
>
> > > > Look, I dislike Mario as much as the next guy, but don't you understand
>
> > > > - the pathetic little turd *likes it* every time he sees his name on this
> > > > Usenet group. Why do you think he started this particular thread? People
> > > > had stopped talking about him.
>
> > > I do understand he likes it.... I don't talk about him, i talk directly to
> > > him to watch him dodge and avoid talking about his work.... it keeps it
> > > current for anyone that does a google search, shows that he really wasn't
> > > misunderstood back when it all came out, like he likes to claim... as much
> > > as everyone would like for him to be gone and such, lack of information on a
> > > search is usually a good thing... we don't want that...
>
> > I've met mario in person. I had trouble understanding what he was
> > mumbling about and he twitched a lot like they way those meth people
> > do. He was actually misspelling stuff as he spoke. I didn't even
> > know that was possible. He stumbled a few times as we walked across
> > part of the junkyard that he worked in, from lack of strength. Hey,
> > that meth can only get you so far. He told me a touching story about
> > how when he was a kid, one of the guys who was banging his mom tried
> > to act as a father figure and carved him a toy car out of a chunk of
> > bondo that they found under a bridge together. That's how he got his
> > start. And now you know... (with apologies to Paul Harvey)... THE
> > REST OF THE STORY.- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
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> Hey shag do you still have that 14 yr old Guatemala girl that you
> called your wink wink nanny.
> my guy said you still owe him for your last score.
> Yea *your right your father was no more a father to me then he was
> you. and your mother was clueless the whole time

I guess you win. I mean since my taxes go to pay your welfare check
and all that. You DA MAN. You sit back on that couch and smoke that
crack pipe and I'll get up first thing in the morning and go to work.
And I might stop at McDonald's on the way there and buy a cup of
coffee from your cousin/wife. *grin* I ran into a VW guy on the way
home today. He showed me a pristine '57 Oval he had and was excited
to talk to me about who to go to in this area for VW help. I told him
about RAMVA and Bob Hoover and Speedy Jim and Bob Hicks and...
mario. He'd already discovered the Samba. I went out of my way to
warn him about mario. But... Not to worry, he'd already heard ALL
about mario on the Samba and told me he would be sure to avoid him.
Still made me happy to spread the word. You're welcome, little crack-
smoker mario. :-)

On Nov 12, 4:23 pm, Shag > wrote:
> On Nov 11, 7:50 am, " > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Nov 10, 3:55 pm, Shag > wrote:
>
> > > On Nov 9, 5:16 pm, "Joey Tribiani" > wrote:
>
> > > > "Leopold Stotch" > wrote in message
>
> > > >news:9DIRk.372247$TT4.113933@attbi_s22...
>
> > > > > Look, I dislike Mario as much as the next guy, but don't you understand
>
> > > > > - the pathetic little turd *likes it* every time he sees his name on this
> > > > > Usenet group. Why do you think he started this particular thread? People
> > > > > had stopped talking about him.
>
> > > > I do understand he likes it.... I don't talk about him, i talk directly to
> > > > him to watch him dodge and avoid talking about his work.... it keeps it
> > > > current for anyone that does a google search, shows that he really wasn't
> > > > misunderstood back when it all came out, like he likes to claim... as much
> > > > as everyone would like for him to be gone and such, lack of information on a
> > > > search is usually a good thing... we don't want that...
>
> > > I've met mario in person. I had trouble understanding what he was
> > > mumbling about and he twitched a lot like they way those meth people
> > > do. He was actually misspelling stuff as he spoke. I didn't even
> > > know that was possible. He stumbled a few times as we walked across
> > > part of the junkyard that he worked in, from lack of strength. Hey,
> > > that meth can only get you so far. He told me a touching story about
> > > how when he was a kid, one of the guys who was banging his mom tried
> > > to act as a father figure and carved him a toy car out of a chunk of
> > > bondo that they found under a bridge together. That's how he got his
> > > start. And now you know... (with apologies to Paul Harvey)... THE
> > > REST OF THE STORY.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Hey shag do you still have that 14 yr old Guatemala girl that you
> > called your wink wink nanny.
> > my guy said you still owe him for your last score.
> > Yea your right your father was no more a father to me then he was
> > you. and your mother was clueless the whole time
>
> I guess you win. I mean since my taxes go to pay your welfare check
> and all that. You DA MAN. You sit back on that couch and smoke that
> crack pipe and I'll get up first thing in the morning and go to work.
> And I might stop at McDonald's on the way there and buy a cup of
> coffee from your cousin/wife. *grin* I ran into a VW guy on the way
> home today. He showed me a pristine '57 Oval he had and was excited
> to talk to me about who to go to in this area for VW help. I told him
> about RAMVA and Bob Hoover and Speedy Jim and Bob Hicks and...
> mario. He'd already discovered the Samba. I went out of my way to
> warn him about mario. But... Not to worry, he'd already heard ALL
> about mario on the Samba and told me he would be sure to avoid him.
> Still made me happy to spread the word. You're welcome, little crack-
> smoker mario. :-)

That is AWESOME!

> Hey shag do you still have that 14 yr old Guatemala girl that you
> called your wink wink nanny.
> my guy said you still owe him for your last score.
> Yea your right your father was no more a father to me then he was
> you. and your mother was clueless the whole time

DID BONDO-BOY WRITE THAT? If he did, then now we know he has a
death-wish. I hope the Death Fairy doesn't disappoint him. Hey, Bondo!
Put your false teeth under your pillow tonight if you can find your
mouth in the dark.