got the Porsche back...

"JohnH" > wrote in message
...
>> My dash lights burned out years ago. Just keep a cheapie flashlight on
>> the seat.
>
> You're reeling in them in left and right with this one; good job. Simply
> amazing how many people in this NG people are utterly clueless.
>
>
>

You were reeled in too!

In article . com>, N8N wrote:

> Even if you did bend your spindle, you'd probably never know unless you
> went to get an alignment.

The brakes I have on there would make it clear...

> On a hit to the rear of a RWD car, however...

It took years before I had to replace the wheel bearing on the mav where
the wheel hit a high curb on an icy road... Although that's the reason I
had to replace it eventually.

Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> N8N wrote:
> >
> > One thing I forgot though was how pathetic the dash illumination is on
> > a 944. Already wishing for a Flamingeye dash light kit, if I could get
> > my hands on one... it is not good to be driving around at night
> > squinting and staring to try to read the gauges.
>
> My dash lights burned out years ago. Just keep a cheapie flashlight on
> the seat.

So your dumb ass drives down the street, flicking a flash light on and
off to make sure you're not exceeding the speed limit?

Oh yeah, that's *REAL* safe driving. Might as well have a cell phone
plastered to your ear, retard.

The Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend Blade wrote:
> was motivated to say this in rec.autos.driving on 12
> Nov 2005 18:11:38 -0800:
>
>
> > My dash lights burned out years ago. Just keep a cheapie flashlight on
> > the seat.
>
> Holy ****, you ****ing killer! Its amazing that your car even runs with
> the way that you maintain it. BTW, I hope some cop sees you doing that
> and pulls you over, takes your license and shoves it up your ass and
> pulls it out your mouth, you blood guzzling maniac!

No wonder the retard got pulled for doing 41 in a 25; the SFB couldn't
tell how fast it was going.

Not that, in Xeton's case, seeing the dashboard is important. It's
posts already indicate it can't tell the difference between "6" & "60",
and has major comprehension issues.

necromancer wrote:
> was motivated to say this in
> rec.autos.driving on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 05:17:50 +0000:
> > > My dash lights burned out years ago. Just keep a cheapie flashlight on
> > > the seat.
> >
> > Holy ****.
> >
> > And you ( try to ) lecture ppl about safety ?
> >
> > I guess you're too cheap to replace the bulbs ? The idea of illuminated
> > controls is that you don't have to take your hands off the wheel ( to pick up
> > the falslight ) to read them at night btw.
> >
> > What do you do ? Drive around holding the flashlight in your mouth ?
>
> IMNSHO, Colorado desperately needs to enact a motor vehicle safety
> inspection program. The sooner, the better.

Yeah, but then Aunt Judy would be jumping up and down because it
wouldn't be able to drive to the bath houses. And for sure, with a
micro-dick like Aunt Judy brags about, none of it's buddies will give
it a lift; not worth the effort.

> > Turn yourself in to the police immediately you disgusting criminal dangerous
> > driver.
>
> I am very much in agreement with this poast.

I sceond this poast.