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Old December 11th 06, 07:37 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.autos,rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
§qu@r3 Wh33£s
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On this day of this month, in a year likely to be unrecorded in human
history, 24Bit® wrote:

> Watch out there Guy, it left you a smiley face.


Yeah, I washed my eyeballs already, thankx!! <yuck!>

Yeah, he does have the hots for some of us 'unattainables' here, but
if he ever actually touched me in any way, he'd likely end up minus
some digits or other body parts. Eh, that's OK. First, he'd never get over
the border. Second, even though he outweighs me about 2-to-1, I could
still bitchslap him all the way from Wistful Vista to San Francisco, find
the most notorious Gay Bar in town, and handcuff him to a lamppost
outside.

And I'll have a camera crew there as well.

--
"Jeeps can get up, and jeeps can also go down. Why can't Bill?"

-- Nancy Hughes III

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Old December 12th 06, 12:51 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.autos,rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
L.W.(Bill) Hughes III[_1_]
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There you go again, the jealous, really jealous, I can't believe
how jealous this little draft dodging coward schizophrenic psychopath
liar hiding in Vancouver who's only way to get attention is to make a
fool of it's self. With an obsession the other perverts here. With
extreme jealous ranting over my documents/possessions, committing
forgery over many of them proving I'm an American man. You remind me of
a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with it's senseless barking, me
too, me too. And the poor thing, you're too girlie to take
responsibility for yourself again, by signing your statement like a man.
You're not worth any more time when a cut and paste this same
paragraph it fits so well!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/

§qu@r3 Wh33£s wrote:
><snip queer fantasies over my body, and the jealous senile babbling over my accomplishments and conquests>

 




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