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  #21  
Old February 3rd 10, 03:12 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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On 2010-02-03, XS11E > wrote:
> Lanny Chambers > wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> XS11E > wrote:
>>
>>> Both go beep beep when I really need H*O*N*K!

>>
>> Two words: AIR HORNS

>
> Problem is that I'm not really in any postion to **** anyone
> off. I'd like something louder but not loud enough to startle
> them so I use a very polite, "Excuse me, asshole, would you
> please move your fat, ugly body? Thank you!"
>
> Any yet they still seem irked, I have no idea why that might
> be? <G>


Because you think others on the sidewalk are obligated to yield
the right of way to you?

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Old February 3rd 10, 04:35 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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Grant Edwards > wrote:

> On 2010-02-03, XS11E > wrote:
>> Lanny Chambers > wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> XS11E > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Both go beep beep when I really need H*O*N*K!
>>>
>>> Two words: AIR HORNS

>>
>> Problem is that I'm not really in any postion to **** anyone
>> off. I'd like something louder but not loud enough to startle
>> them so I use a very polite, "Excuse me, asshole, would you
>> please move your fat, ugly body? Thank you!"
>>
>> Any yet they still seem irked, I have no idea why that might be? <G>

>
> Because you think others on the sidewalk are obligated to yield
> the right of way to you?


Only if they don't want to be run over.

Normal courtesy say you let people going faster than you to pass.


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Old February 3rd 10, 05:55 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
Grant Edwards[_3_]
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Default Possibly the weirdest of all Miatas?

On 2010-02-03, XS11E > wrote:
> Grant Edwards > wrote:
>> On 2010-02-03, XS11E > wrote:


>>> Problem is that I'm not really in any postion to **** anyone
>>> off. I'd like something louder but not loud enough to startle
>>> them so I use a very polite, "Excuse me, asshole, would you
>>> please move your fat, ugly body? Thank you!"
>>>
>>> Any yet they still seem irked, I have no idea why that might be? <G>

>>
>> Because you think others on the sidewalk are obligated to yield
>> the right of way to you?

>
> Only if they don't want to be run over.


Nice attitude. And you wonder why pedestrians get annoyed at
you?

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Old February 4th 10, 05:45 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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Grant Edwards > wrote:

> Nice attitude. And you wonder why pedestrians get annoyed at
> you?


I have a tendency to be rude right back to people who are rude to me.

Life's too short to put up with assholes.


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Old February 5th 10, 01:55 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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>> Because you think others on the sidewalk are obligated to yield
>> the right of way to you?

>
> Only if they don't want to be run over.
>
> Normal courtesy say you let people going faster than you to pass.
>
>
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Maybe your scooter is just too quiet, like the electric car this thread
started all about ;-) You need a miata sound track that you can rev!

Chris
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Old February 5th 10, 06:15 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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"Chris D'Agnolo" > wrote:

> Maybe your scooter is just too quiet, like the electric car this
> thread started all about ;-) You need a miata sound track that you
> can rev!


Or a louder beeper. This is something that people who use scooters and
powerchairs have griped about for years, the beeper really isn't loud
enough to alert people, they use a very small electronic critter, it's
not nearly as loud as the ringtone of a cellphone.

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Old February 5th 10, 08:08 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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In article >,
XS11E > wrote:

> > Maybe your scooter is just too quiet, like the electric car this
> > thread started all about ;-) You need a miata sound track that you
> > can rev!

>
> Or a louder beeper.


Electronic Cucaracha horn.

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  #28  
Old February 5th 10, 08:25 PM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
XS11E[_1_]
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Lanny Chambers > wrote:

> In article >,
> XS11E > wrote:
>
>> > Maybe your scooter is just too quiet, like the electric car this
>> > thread started all about ;-) You need a miata sound track that you
>> > can rev!

>>
>> Or a louder beeper.

>
> Electronic Cucaracha horn.


I lean toward dual Fiams but there's a VERY limited space unless I
stick 'em outside somewhere and there are very few 24V options.



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Old February 6th 10, 12:49 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
Lanny Chambers
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In article >,
XS11E > wrote:

> I lean toward dual Fiams but there's a VERY limited space unless I
> stick 'em outside somewhere and there are very few 24V options.


For a decent upper-body workout, try a bull roarer. Also
self-reinforcing if they don't move.

Or, Google "blaster horn." Some are mouth-blown, some are rechargeable,
some use canned air, some are little party favors. We used to carry the
small Freon variety as bear repellent when fishing in Alaska; said to be
more effective than pepper spray.

Hey, *there's* an idea: pepper spray...

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  #30  
Old February 6th 10, 01:07 AM posted to rec.autos.makers.mazda.miata
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Lanny Chambers wrote:

> For a decent upper-body workout, try a bull roarer. Also
> self-reinforcing if they don't move.
>
> Or, Google "blaster horn." Some are mouth-blown, some are rechargeable,
> some use canned air, some are little party favors. We used to carry the
> small Freon variety as bear repellent when fishing in Alaska; said to be
> more effective than pepper spray.
>
> Hey, *there's* an idea: pepper spray...


Bear Pepper Spray; guaranteed to clear all sidewalk assholes out of your
way or your money back!
 




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