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Last of the Yugos
BELGRADE, Serbia (Nov. 20) - Why does a Yugo have a defroster on the
rear window? To keep your hands warm while you push it. That's just one of the "Yugo jokes" about the cheap and much-maligned subcompact that won notoriety for being one of the worst cars ever exported to the United States. Now, the last Yugo, once the pride of communist Yugoslavia's automobile industry, will roll off its Serbian production line Thursday in the central town of Kragujevac. It will be missed here — but probably not in America. Soon after it hit the U.S. markets in 1986, selling for the bargain-basement price of just $3,990, the boxy Yugo was derided by American car magazines "as barely qualifying as a car" and "an assembled bag of nuts and bolts." Although it was a flop in the U.S., Yugo enjoyed iconic status in the former Yugoslav republics — something like the Volkswagen beetle in West Germany or the Trabant in East Germany. It was also exported to East European states, but not in the same numbers as to the U.S. mostly because Zastava could not meet huge domestic demand. More Yugo jokes: -— What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers. — The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real fast. — How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank! — What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle. — Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade." Dave RS6 |
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Last of the Yugos
I had the opportunity to purchase a brand new one, one with only a few
hundred miles, for only $400 at a sealed bid auction where no one was bidding. I passed on it and instead bought a used 1980 Audi 4000. They reminded me of a Fiat (131 maybe) and probably would not run fine for a few years without needing much. I think that Beetles were loved in ALL countries and were in production much longer than the Yugos. ;-) JMHO -- later, (One out of many daves) "Dave LaCourse" > wrote in message ... > BELGRADE, Serbia (Nov. 20) - Why does a Yugo have a defroster on the > rear window? > To keep your hands warm while you push it. > > That's just one of the "Yugo jokes" about the cheap and much-maligned > subcompact that won notoriety for being one of the worst cars ever > exported to the United States. > Now, the last Yugo, once the pride of communist Yugoslavia's > automobile industry, will roll off its Serbian production line > Thursday in the central town of Kragujevac. > It will be missed here - but probably not in America. > Soon after it hit the U.S. markets in 1986, selling for the > bargain-basement price of just $3,990, the boxy Yugo was derided by > American car magazines "as barely qualifying as a car" and "an > assembled bag of nuts and bolts." > Although it was a flop in the U.S., Yugo enjoyed iconic status in the > former Yugoslav republics - something like the Volkswagen beetle in > West Germany or the Trabant in East Germany. > It was also exported to East European states, but not in the same > numbers as to the U.S. mostly because Zastava could not meet huge > domestic demand. > > More Yugo jokes: > > -- What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers. > - The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real > fast. > - How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank! > - What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle. > - Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds > like a fair trade." > > Dave > RS6 > > > > |
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