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  #11  
Old November 2nd 09, 12:52 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Otto Yamamoto[_2_]
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:19:25 +0000, thomas wrote:

> Filth cannot stop his "I'm considerably richer than you" pitch - he has
> photoshopped a can of custard to a picture of an "upmarket" car and to
> "his" yacht to prooove(sic) they're his


Look, pal, this is a Carl Rogers abuse thread, not a Steve Firth abuse
thread, so take yr psychosis elsewhere, thank you.



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  #12  
Old November 2nd 09, 01:49 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Steve Firth
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Otto Yamamoto > wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:19:25 +0000, thomas wrote:
>
> > Filth cannot stop his "I'm considerably richer than you" pitch - he has
> > photoshopped a can of custard to a picture of an "upmarket" car and to
> > "his" yacht to prooove(sic) they're his

>
> Look, pal, this is a Carl Rogers abuse thread, not a Steve Firth abuse
> thread, so take yr psychosis elsewhere, thank you.


One of the many funny things about Toomy - a man so stupid that he can't
even spell his own name correctly twice in a row - is his cluelessness.
The pictures he refers to were Photoshopped as part of a joke. Someone
in a driving group suggested that we should each provide photos of our
cars via a website. Someone else said that people would just post
fantasy car images and then suggested to ensure that the game was fair
that each picture should include a shot of a tin of custard powder to
"prove" the shot was genuine. I pointed out that this was silly since
Photoshop would allow anyone to provide an image with the custard powder
in view and then provided a couple of images to show that it was
possible. My website even indicates that this was the case.

Toomy can't seem to grasp this concept of "a joke" and the poor little
dead takes it all terribly seriously.


He's also known for the ludicrous tall tales he tells. He has claimed
that his work has been performed on BBC Radio 7 and that he receives a
huge income from that work. He claims to have been educated at the best
public (that private to you Americans) school in Wales (i.e. he's
claiming to be a well-heeled alumnus of an Ivy-covered school) yet,
despite this fortunate start in life, he can barely scrawl his own name.

Recently he claimed to own a V8 Diesel Engined Range Rover. Sadly for
Toomy he claimed to have bought it a year before it was offered for sale
to the public. He is a certified net-kook and if such a thing had
meaning today I'd submit him for kook of the month club.

Toomy and CalRog would get along fine - two underachieving fantasy
monkeys.
  #13  
Old November 2nd 09, 06:49 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
NM
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On 2 Nov, 12:49, (Steve Firth) wrote:
today I'd submit him for kook of the month club.
>
> Toomy and CalRog would get along fine - two underachieving fantasy
> monkeys.


Well as they say , it takes one to recoginse one.
  #14  
Old November 2nd 09, 11:30 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Michael Moroney
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I don't see the following questions on your FAQ:

Q: Why is the Javascript on your website so lame? Is there a contest
for the lamest use of Javascript?

Q: Why do you wish to drive traffic away from your website by spamming the
fact that you have watermarked 3 photographs on it, every time you
watermark 3 photos? Is there also a contest for the website with the
fewest hits?

Q: Why don't you use a script using gimp or something to watermark all
photos in one shot, and just be done with it?

Q: Why do you wish to force a ****tardedly stupid word like "v**t*l*g*" on
us, rather than the commonly used "road fan", "Roads Scholar" or "roadgeek"?
Why do you pretend that "v**t*l*g*" is some sort of science?

Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?
  #15  
Old November 2nd 09, 11:53 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Mr. Nasty
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:30:38 +0000, Michael Moroney said:

> I don't see the following questions on your FAQ:
>
> Q: Why is the Javascript on your website so lame?


Because Carl is a retard

> Q: Why do you wish to drive traffic away from your website by spamming
> the fact that you have watermarked 3 photographs on it, every time you
> watermark 3 photos?


Because Carl is a retard

> Q: Why don't you use a script using gimp or something to watermark all
> photos in one shot, and just be done with it?


Because Carl is a retard
>
> Q: Why do you wish to force a ****tardedly stupid word like "v**t*l*g*"
> on us, rather than the commonly used "road fan", "Roads Scholar" or
> "roadgeek"? Why do you pretend that "v**t*l*g*" is some sort of science?


Because Carl is a retard

> Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?



At the risk of repeating myself.. because Carl .. you get the idea.


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  #16  
Old November 2nd 09, 11:54 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Mr. Nasty
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:19:25 +0000, thomas said:

>
> Firth" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> Carl Rogers > wrote:
>>
>>> "(2.15) Some of your highway photographs are accompanied by a distance
>>> chart. Neat! But why don't all highway photographs have one?

>>
>> Because the site has been created by a ****wit!


To check a real website why not try www.malloc.co.uk
>
> Filth cannot stop his "I'm considerably richer than you" pitch - he has
> photoshopped a can of custard to a picture of an "upmarket" car and to
> "his" yacht to prooove(sic) they're his
>
> why not just ignore crap about viatology or whatever eh filth? You're
> getting more like brian w - i.e only ever post personal insults and
> venom
> bet mick p(?) AKA mini-me will do his usual attack dog bollox "Steve


Who are you Thomas? Are you trying to make us think you are clever? It's
really not working you know!!

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  #17  
Old November 3rd 09, 01:30 AM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Otto Yamamoto[_2_]
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:30:38 +0000, Michael Moroney wrote:

> Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?


Oh, but he has. You forget his bold declaration that he will do what he
wants when he wants. He didn't get to be the engine driver on this train,
so he's going to **** in all the cars so as to ruin everyone else's ride.



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  #18  
Old November 3rd 09, 03:42 AM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Reality Check
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"Michael Moroney" > wrote in message
...
|I don't see the following questions on your FAQ:

(with all due deference to Mr. Nasty)

| Q: Why is the Javascript on your website so lame? Is there a
contest
| for the lamest use of Javascript?

Part 1: Because Carl is an asshole.
Part 2: Carl is the world champion of that contest and has to defend
his crown.

| Q: Why do you wish to drive traffic away from your website by
spamming the
| fact that you have watermarked 3 photographs on it, every time you
| watermark 3 photos? Is there also a contest for the website with
the
| fewest hits?

Part 1: Because Carl is an asshole.
Part 2: Probablly is and Carl is gunning to become the universal
champion of that contest.

| Q: Why don't you use a script using gimp or something to watermark
all
| photos in one shot, and just be done with it?

Because Carl is an asshole and it would cut away from his time getting
lame-ass PRWeb releases made.

| Q: Why do you wish to force a ****tardedly stupid word like
"v**t*l*g*" on
| us, rather than the commonly used "road fan", "Roads Scholar" or
"roadgeek"?
| Why do you pretend that "v**t*l*g*" is some sort of science?

Both parts: Because Carl is an asshole.

| Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?

Because Carl is an asshole.

RC


  #19  
Old November 3rd 09, 01:35 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Richard[_6_]
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On Nov 2, 10:06*pm, Scott in SoCal > wrote:
> Last time on rec.autos.driving, Otto Yamamoto >
> said:
>
> >On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:30:38 +0000, Michael Moroney wrote:

>
> >> Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?

>
> >Oh, but he has. You forget his bold declaration that he will do what he
> >wants when he wants. He didn't get to be the engine driver on this train,
> >so he's going to **** in all the cars so as to ruin everyone else's ride..

>
> Now that right there is a first-class transportology analogy, Comrade
> Yamamoto!


I have to give the Comrade props for this one.
  #20  
Old November 3rd 09, 04:49 PM posted to misc.transport.road,rec.autos.driving,uk.transport,ne.transportation
Brent Jonas
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On Nov 2, 4:30*pm, Otto Yamamoto > wrote:
> On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:30:38 +0000, Michael Moroney wrote:
> > Q: Why won't you answer any of these questions?

>
> Oh, but he has. You forget his bold declaration that he will do what he
> wants when he wants. He didn't get to be the engine driver on this train,
> so he's going to **** in all the cars so as to ruin everyone else's ride.
>
> --
> 'Smoking is Healthier than Fascism'


Ha, I actually like this analogy a lot.
 




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