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Mexican Doorbells
On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:34:25 -0600, "BOP" > wrote:
>Mexican Doorbells are stupid. > >When most people go to someone's house to pick them up at six o'clock in the >morning (especially, but not limited to Sunday morning) they are keenly >aware that much of the neighborhood is probably still asleep. So they >quietly exit their car and walk up to the door of the house and ring the >standard doorbell, a small button device found at the front entrance to most >modern homes. This alerts the occupants of the house (who, presumably, are >waiting for their arrival) that they have arrived and are ready to go. > >Not Mexicans. Mexicans honk their ****ing horns. They honk and honk and >honk. All times of the day or night, they honk honk honk and if the person >they are there to pick up doesn't come out they honk again - only longer >this time. They honk up a mother****ing storm loud enough to raise the >dead - ANYTHING - so long as they don't have to drag their fat, stupid, lazy >asses out of their ****ing cars and (heaven forbid) WALK TO THE ****ING DOOR >TO RING THE NON-MEXICAN DOORBELL. > >This is especially problematic because only one in ten Mexicans actually own >a car, so they are constantly picking each other up or being picked up. >Whatever you do, don't ever find yourself living surrounded by Mexicans, >unless you have a car horn fetish. > >Retrieved from >"http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mexican_Doorbell" >http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/...ex.php/Mexican Saw a Mexican-occupied car two weeks ago which had in a side rear window huge Cross with lights flashing up and down and across. Thats art. striker http://www.wvwnews.net/ Western Voices World News |
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