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Old January 2nd 10, 11:25 PM posted to misc.transport.trucking,neworleans.general,soc.culture.usa,rec.autos.driving,rec.arts.tv
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:34:25 -0600, "BOP" > wrote:

>Mexican Doorbells are stupid.
>
>When most people go to someone's house to pick them up at six o'clock in the
>morning (especially, but not limited to Sunday morning) they are keenly
>aware that much of the neighborhood is probably still asleep. So they
>quietly exit their car and walk up to the door of the house and ring the
>standard doorbell, a small button device found at the front entrance to most
>modern homes. This alerts the occupants of the house (who, presumably, are
>waiting for their arrival) that they have arrived and are ready to go.
>
>Not Mexicans. Mexicans honk their ****ing horns. They honk and honk and
>honk. All times of the day or night, they honk honk honk and if the person
>they are there to pick up doesn't come out they honk again - only longer
>this time. They honk up a mother****ing storm loud enough to raise the
>dead - ANYTHING - so long as they don't have to drag their fat, stupid, lazy
>asses out of their ****ing cars and (heaven forbid) WALK TO THE ****ING DOOR
>TO RING THE NON-MEXICAN DOORBELL.
>
>This is especially problematic because only one in ten Mexicans actually own
>a car, so they are constantly picking each other up or being picked up.
>Whatever you do, don't ever find yourself living surrounded by Mexicans,
>unless you have a car horn fetish.
>
>Retrieved from
>"http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mexican_Doorbell"
>http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/...ex.php/Mexican


Saw a Mexican-occupied car two weeks ago which had in a side rear
window huge Cross with lights flashing up and down and across.
Thats art.

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Old January 3rd 10, 03:47 AM posted to misc.transport.trucking,neworleans.general,soc.culture.usa,rec.autos.driving,rec.arts.tv
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> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:34:25 -0600, "BOP" > wrote:
>
>>Mexican Doorbells are stupid.
>>
>>When most people go to someone's house to pick them up at six o'clock
>>in the morning (especially, but not limited to Sunday morning) they
>>are keenly aware that much of the neighborhood is probably still
>>asleep. So they quietly exit their car and walk up to the door of the
>>house and ring the standard doorbell, a small button device found at
>>the front entrance to most modern homes. This alerts the occupants of
>>the house (who, presumably, are waiting for their arrival) that they
>>have arrived and are ready to go.
>>
>>Not Mexicans. Mexicans honk their ****ing horns. They honk and honk
>>and honk. All times of the day or night, they honk honk honk and if
>>the person they are there to pick up doesn't come out they honk again
>>- only longer this time. They honk up a mother****ing storm loud
>>enough to raise the dead - ANYTHING - so long as they don't have to
>>drag their fat, stupid, lazy asses out of their ****ing cars and
>>(heaven forbid) WALK TO THE ****ING DOOR TO RING THE NON-MEXICAN
>>DOORBELL.
>>
>>This is especially problematic because only one in ten Mexicans
>>actually own a car, so they are constantly picking each other up or
>>being picked up. Whatever you do, don't ever find yourself living
>>surrounded by Mexicans, unless you have a car horn fetish.
>>
>>Retrieved from
>>"http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mexican_Doorbell"
>>
http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/...ex.php/Mexican
>
> Saw a Mexican-occupied car two weeks ago which had in a side rear
> window huge Cross with lights flashing up and down and across.
> Thats art.
>
> striker
>
> http://www.wvwnews.net/ Western Voices World News
>


Everyone knows they're just dumb animals. Only reason they are here is
because each of our 535 congresscriminals takes bribes from Big Business
to let the mexicans invade.
 




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