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Screw The House! Save the Car!
Thus spake NoOp > :
>On May 16, 10:33*am, Brent > wrote: >> On 2011-05-16, NoOp > wrote: >> >> > You gotta love this guy! >> >> >http://www.ridelust.com/porsche-owne...od/#more-80712 >> >> It's easier to move the car than the house. >> >> Surprised he didn't find a way to put it on that large second story >> deck. > >I'd love to hear the post-event conversation with his wife. > >Wife: Honey, were you able to save any of our cherished possessions? > >Husband: Yes, dear. > >Wife: Our old family photos, my wedding dress, my great, great grand >mother's antique china set, my jewellery...? > >Husband: Ahhh... I forgot about those things.... but I did save my >Porsche! > >CLUNK! <sound of frying pan hitting his head> > >Patrick > The last thing the guy ever hears. Wife: How the hell do you reload this damn thing. Oh, this thingy. -- - dillon I am not invalid Malcolm Reynolds: "So, I hear you all took up arms in that little piece of action back there. How you fairing with that, Doctor?" Simon Tam: "I dunno, I, uh, never..., never shot anyone before...". Shepard Book: "I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet...". |
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