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Moron does a 360
On the way home from work tonight, some dummy is sitting at a parking
lot exit, squealing his tires for some friends. He sees me coming, and decides to peel out onto the road, which had pools of standing water from all the rain we had earlier in the day. He peels out into the lane, then crosses over the center line, and starts fishtailing. The truck almost flips over, then spins out completely, almost hitting a telephone pole. After a brief second, he pulls back in the parking lot. Stupid youths. Yeah, flipping over your truck and knocking down telephone poles is XTREME and AWESOME! |
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Moron does a 360
! wrote: > On the way home from work tonight, some dummy is sitting at a parking > lot exit, squealing his tires for some friends. He sees me coming, and > decides to peel out onto the road, which had pools of standing water > from all the rain we had earlier in the day. He peels out into the > lane, then crosses over the center line, and starts fishtailing. The > truck almost flips over, then spins out completely, almost hitting a > telephone pole. After a brief second, he pulls back in the parking lot. > > Stupid youths. Yeah, flipping over your truck and knocking down > telephone poles is XTREME and AWESOME! Darwin gets cheated again. If he's that insane on wet pavement, I'd hate to see his handling on snow or ice. |
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Moron does a 360
On a rainy day a few years ago I was going up a slight grade on an
interstate and a red Corvette, having just joined the road, passed me on the right and did a slow 180ş in front of me, ending up full right side against the left guard rail. Being used to wet-wether drivng, I had the sense to keep my foot where it was on the pedal as the "vette was nearly nose-to-nose with me midway through his show. Luv dem fat tires in da wet! |
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