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Old April 15th 05, 01:57 AM
223rem
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Default The unbelievable arrogance of slowtards

Speed limit 45mph, two lane urban road with the lanes
separated by a double yellow lane. Noone ever passes there.
Ahead, a traffic light just turns green at a *very* congested
intersection. Miraculously, there are very few cars stopped
at the intersection in my lane. I'll make it it through without
problems if I keep it to 45. But I cant. The only vehicle in front of me
is a white Dodge Neocn, with one of those corny "Save the Kids"
Indiana plates. The cretinous bitch (I can tell she's not an
old lady) behind the wheel is doing a constant 30.
I tailgate, briefly turn on the brights, the bitch hits the
brakes and slows down even more. I briefly consider passing.
As we reach the intersection, the light turns
red. The retarded **** gets into the right turn lane and makes
it through the interesction. I sincerely hope she'll block the
wrong person sometime soon, and get shot.


How dare these scumbags deliberately block and delay other people!?
It is not speeders who are arrogant, it the slow drivers.
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Old April 15th 05, 02:14 AM
Big Bill
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:57:27 GMT, 223rem > wrote:

>Speed limit 45mph, two lane urban road with the lanes
>separated by a double yellow lane. Noone ever passes there.
>Ahead, a traffic light just turns green at a *very* congested
>intersection. Miraculously, there are very few cars stopped
>at the intersection in my lane. I'll make it it through without
>problems if I keep it to 45. But I cant. The only vehicle in front of me
>is a white Dodge Neocn, with one of those corny "Save the Kids"
>Indiana plates. The cretinous bitch (I can tell she's not an
>old lady) behind the wheel is doing a constant 30.
>I tailgate, briefly turn on the brights, the bitch hits the
>brakes and slows down even more. I briefly consider passing.
>As we reach the intersection, the light turns
>red. The retarded **** gets into the right turn lane and makes
>it through the interesction. I sincerely hope she'll block the
>wrong person sometime soon, and get shot.
>
>
>How dare these scumbags deliberately block and delay other people!?
>It is not speeders who are arrogant, it the slow drivers.


You're going to have a stroke if you keep this up.
:-)

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Old April 15th 05, 03:08 AM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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Big Bill wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:57:27 GMT, 223rem >

wrote:
>
> >Speed limit 45mph, two lane urban road with the lanes
> >separated by a double yellow lane. Noone ever passes there.
> >Ahead, a traffic light just turns green at a *very* congested
> >intersection. Miraculously, there are very few cars stopped
> >at the intersection in my lane. I'll make it it through without
> >problems if I keep it to 45. But I cant. The only vehicle in front

of me
> >is a white Dodge Neocn, with one of those corny "Save the Kids"
> >Indiana plates. The cretinous bitch (I can tell she's not an
> >old lady) behind the wheel is doing a constant 30.
> >I tailgate, briefly turn on the brights, the bitch hits the
> >brakes and slows down even more. I briefly consider passing.
> >As we reach the intersection, the light turns
> >red. The retarded **** gets into the right turn lane and makes
> >it through the interesction. I sincerely hope she'll block the
> >wrong person sometime soon, and get shot.
> >
> >
> >How dare these scumbags deliberately block and delay other people!?
> >It is not speeders who are arrogant, it the slow drivers.

>
> You're going to have a stroke if you keep this up.
> :-)


What do you expect from a loonybird who names himself after a sniper
rifle.?

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Old April 15th 05, 04:43 AM
Dave Head
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On 14 Apr 2005 19:08:21 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> wrote:

>
>Big Bill wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:57:27 GMT, 223rem >

>wrote:
>>
>> >Speed limit 45mph, two lane urban road with the lanes
>> >separated by a double yellow lane. Noone ever passes there.
>> >Ahead, a traffic light just turns green at a *very* congested
>> >intersection. Miraculously, there are very few cars stopped
>> >at the intersection in my lane. I'll make it it through without
>> >problems if I keep it to 45. But I cant. The only vehicle in front

>of me
>> >is a white Dodge Neocn, with one of those corny "Save the Kids"
>> >Indiana plates. The cretinous bitch (I can tell she's not an
>> >old lady) behind the wheel is doing a constant 30.
>> >I tailgate, briefly turn on the brights, the bitch hits the
>> >brakes and slows down even more. I briefly consider passing.
>> >As we reach the intersection, the light turns
>> >red. The retarded **** gets into the right turn lane and makes
>> >it through the interesction. I sincerely hope she'll block the
>> >wrong person sometime soon, and get shot.
>> >
>> >
>> >How dare these scumbags deliberately block and delay other people!?
>> >It is not speeders who are arrogant, it the slow drivers.

>>
>> You're going to have a stroke if you keep this up.
>> :-)

>
>What do you expect from a loonybird who names himself after a sniper
>rifle.?


That's not a sniper rifle - that's the standard military weapon. Sniper rifles
are usually higher caliber, .30-06, or in the case of famed sniper Carlos
Hathcock, the .50 cal machine gun, fired 1 round at a time with a really
outrageous telescopic sight...

DPH

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Old April 15th 05, 03:12 PM
Harry K
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Dave Head wrote:
> On 14 Apr 2005 19:08:21 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >Big Bill wrote:
> >> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:57:27 GMT, 223rem >

> >wrote:
> >>
> >> >Speed limit 45mph, two lane urban road with the lanes
> >> >separated by a double yellow lane. Noone ever passes there.
> >> >Ahead, a traffic light just turns green at a *very* congested
> >> >intersection. Miraculously, there are very few cars stopped
> >> >at the intersection in my lane. I'll make it it through without
> >> >problems if I keep it to 45. But I cant. The only vehicle in

front
> >of me
> >> >is a white Dodge Neocn, with one of those corny "Save the Kids"
> >> >Indiana plates. The cretinous bitch (I can tell she's not an
> >> >old lady) behind the wheel is doing a constant 30.
> >> >I tailgate, briefly turn on the brights, the bitch hits the
> >> >brakes and slows down even more. I briefly consider passing.
> >> >As we reach the intersection, the light turns
> >> >red. The retarded **** gets into the right turn lane and makes
> >> >it through the interesction. I sincerely hope she'll block the
> >> >wrong person sometime soon, and get shot.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >How dare these scumbags deliberately block and delay other

people!?
> >> >It is not speeders who are arrogant, it the slow drivers.
> >>
> >> You're going to have a stroke if you keep this up.
> >> :-)

> >
> >What do you expect from a loonybird who names himself after a sniper
> >rifle.?

>
> That's not a sniper rifle - that's the standard military weapon.

Sniper rifles
> are usually higher caliber, .30-06, or in the case of famed sniper

Carlos
> Hathcock, the .50 cal machine gun, fired 1 round at a time with a

really
> outrageous telescopic sight...
>
> DPH


You really didn't expect him/she/it to know anythign more about guns
that it does about driving did you?

Harry K

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Old April 29th 05, 07:53 AM
John David Galt
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> You really didn't expect him/she/it to know anythign more about guns
> that it does about driving did you?


It's a relief to know that she's liberal on that subject too. When she
finally ****es off the wrong opponent, she'll lose.
 




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