Automotive Orgasms

After watching all the car commercials on tv, I have come to the
conclusion that cars are more desired than love and friendship with
other people. In fact according to these commercials, cars are even
more gorgeous and desirous than having sex with the most beautiful
member of the opposite sex. Therefore,

I WANT TO **** MY CAR !!!!

We can have orgasms together forever, just me and my beautiful sexy
car.... Who knows, I may even marry my car. I'll give it a set of
rings and drive to the altar where we can unite forever, and reproduce
and experience the most powerful orgasms in all of history.

Well, I better go back to my car. She's waiting for me to enter, and
she's quivvering to experience my firm shaft entering her deep dark
dungeon of hot burning love.

I LOVE MY CAR . . . . . .
I WANT TO **** MY CAR..... FOREVER !!!!

I just saw one of those Kia commercials and I definately want to ****
my car.....


On Sun, 08 Jan 2006 14:21:39 -0600,
wrote:

>After watching all the car commercials on tv, I have come to the
>conclusion that cars are more desired than love and friendship with
>other people. In fact according to these commercials, cars are even
>more gorgeous and desirous than having sex with the most beautiful
>member of the opposite sex. Therefore,
>
>I WANT TO **** MY CAR !!!!
>
>We can have orgasms together forever, just me and my beautiful sexy
>car.... Who knows, I may even marry my car. I'll give it a set of
>rings and drive to the altar where we can unite forever, and reproduce
>and experience the most powerful orgasms in all of history.
>
>Well, I better go back to my car. She's waiting for me to enter, and
>she's quivvering to experience my firm shaft entering her deep dark
>dungeon of hot burning love.
>
>I LOVE MY CAR . . . . . .
>I WANT TO **** MY CAR..... FOREVER !!!!