Driving like an @$$h0le

So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie if my
current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. On the way
out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if they'd like to leave
rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.

I had no takers, so I did it myself.

Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me, however, to
grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing on the radio when
I did it.

I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.



- Max -
=======
My vision would turn your world upside down,
tear asunder your illusions and send the
sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing
down around you. - Huey Freeman

LOL..
Poor thing...
you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape.

Kate

"Max C. Webster III" > wrote in message
...
: So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie
if my
: current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. On
the way
: out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if they'd like to
leave
: rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
:
: I had no takers, so I did it myself.
:
: Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me,
however, to
: grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing on the radio
when
: I did it.
:
: I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
:
:
:
: - Max -
: =======
: My vision would turn your world upside down,
: tear asunder your illusions and send the
: sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing
: down around you. - Huey Freeman
:
:

"Kate" (please ask)> done said:

> "Max C. Webster III" > wrote:
>
>: So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie
>: if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC.
>: On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if they'd
>: like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
>:
>: I had no takers, so I did it myself.
>:
>: Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me,
>: however, to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing
>: on the radio when I did it.
>:
>: I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
>
> LOL..
> Poor thing...
> you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape.


C'mere, you.

I hope you don't mind Skoal breath.



- Max -
=======
My vision would turn your world upside down,
tear asunder your illusions and send the
sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing
down around you. - Huey Freeman

"dirtbag" > done said:

> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:30:46 -0500, Max C. Webster III wrote:
>
>> So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie
>> if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC.
>> On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if they'd
>> like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
>>
>> I had no takers, so I did it myself.
>>
>> Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me, however,
>> to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing on the
>> radio when I did it.
>>
>> I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
>
> So do you live in a single or a double wide?


Boy, you think I'm made of money? Man, I'd surely like one of them sweet
doublewides, the kind with the cedar wood deck.

Junior, get off your sister and bring your old man a beer . . . and don't shake
it up this time, or I'll rip you a new one, you hear me, boy?

Do not touch the trim[1].



- Max -
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[1] If you don't watch Squidbillies, you
will have to trust me -- that line is funny!

"Max C. Webster III" > wrote in message
...
: "Kate" (please ask)> done said:
:
: > "Max C. Webster III" > wrote:
: >
: >: So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's
patootie
: >: if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with
TLC.
: >: On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if
they'd
: >: like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
: >:
: >: I had no takers, so I did it myself.
: >:
: >: Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me,
: >: however, to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting
playing
: >: on the radio when I did it.
: >:
: >: I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
: >
: > LOL..
: > Poor thing...
: > you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape.
:
:
: C'mere, you.
:
: I hope you don't mind Skoal breath.
:
:

LOL!
Hon.. you're playin with fire

:

"Max C. Webster III" > wrote in message
...
: "dirtbag" > done said:
:
: > On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:30:46 -0500, Max C. Webster III wrote:
: >
: >> So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's
patootie
: >> if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with
TLC.
: >> On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if
they'd
: >> like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
: >>
: >> I had no takers, so I did it myself.
: >>
: >> Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me,
however,
: >> to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing on the
: >> radio when I did it.
: >>
: >> I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
: >
: > So do you live in a single or a double wide?
:
:
: Boy, you think I'm made of money? Man, I'd surely like one of them sweet
: doublewides, the kind with the cedar wood deck.
:
: Junior, get off your sister and bring your old man a beer . . . and don't
shake
: it up this time, or I'll rip you a new one, you hear me, boy?
:
: Do not touch the trim[1].
:
:
:
: - Max -
: =======
: [1] If you don't watch Squidbillies, you
: will have to trust me -- that line is funny!
:
:

Well hell man, if you ain't got a double wide, I sure do hope you got one of
them ex-pandoes!

Kate

"dirtbag" > wrote in message
...
: On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:36:40 -0400, dirtbag wrote:
:
: >
: > (I was just buting your choppers!)
:
: errrr...busting.....dammed arthritis!!!

Time for a new keyboard.

K.

"Kate" (please ask)> done said:

> "Max C. Webster III" > wrote:
>
>: "dirtbag" > done said:
>:
>:> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:30:46 -0500, Max C. Webster III wrote:
>:>
>:>> So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's
>:>> patootie if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated
>:>> with TLC.
>:>>
>:>> On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if
>:>> they'd like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop.
>:>>
>:>> I had no takers, so I did it myself.
>:>>
>:>> Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me,
>:>> however, to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing
>:>> on the radio when I did it.
>:>>
>:>> I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning.
>:>
>:> So do you live in a single or a double wide?
>:
>: Boy, you think I'm made of money? Man, I'd surely like one of them sweet
>: doublewides, the kind with the cedar wood deck.
>:
>: Junior, get off your sister and bring your old man a beer . . . and don't
>: shake it up this time, or I'll rip you a new one, you hear me, boy?
>:
>: Do not touch the trim[1].
>
> Well hell man, if you ain't got a double wide, I sure do hope you got one of
> > them ex-pandoes!


I'm waiting for my settlement to come in from when I slipped on pee down at the
Wal-Mart. When I get that and add it to my disability money, then I'll be
sittin' pretty. I might even get me a two-storey trailer.



- Max -
=======
My vision would turn your world upside down,
tear asunder your illusions and send the
sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing
down around you. - Huey Freeman

"Kate" (please ask)> wrote in message
...
> LOL..
> Poor thing...
> you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape.

Luis- They raped the fields and pillaged the women.
Lucien- those are some bad men.

From Cheech and Chong's "The Corsican Brothers".
--
Scott W.
'68 Ranchero 500 302
'69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W
ThunderSnake #57
http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/

"Kate" (please ask)>
> Time for a new keyboard.

Too much one handed typing. LMAO! j/k
--
Scott W.
'68 Ranchero 500 302
'69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W
ThunderSnake #57
http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/