"Lanny Chambers" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "Chas Hurst" > wrote:
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> > > Have you ever heard of Captain Underpants?
> > >
> >
> > (GASP) Is that you?
>
> No way! Captain Underpants drives a Gremlin, not a Miata.
>
An imposter! Thank the stars!