Check this out...
http://members.cox.net/windsorfox/Mo...mb%20Piano.mp3

You may not be familiar with the song or group, if you want to hear the
original for a comparison I can provide a link.
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Perhaps a metaphor might help:

1. Your emails are like sperm, ready to dash out and do their thing.
2. Your ISP is a prick.
3. APEWS is a condom.
4. We are innocent maidens who do not like surprises.
5. You are asking for one teeny hole in the rubber.

You'll have to get us drunk first. - Hey Bub